chords used
        E-A-D-G-B-e
D       x-x-0-2-3-2
G/D     x-x-0-0-3-3
Dmaj7   x-x-0-2-2-2
D7      x-x-0-2-1-2
Gmaj7   x-x-0-0-0-2
Bm      x-2-4-4-3-2
F#/A#   x-1-4-3-2-x
D/A     x-0-4-2-3-x
E/G#    4-x-2-1-0-0
G/A     x-0-5-4-3-x
[Intro]
| D | % | G/D | % |
[Verse]
G/D 
And they must have thought they
 dreamed when I kissed the
 teacher  
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher  
                  A 
All my friends at school  
                        F#m    
They had never seen the teacher
           Bm            Em 
 blush, he looked like a fool  
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool  
            A 
Nearly petrified 
[Verse]
                          D         
'Cause he was taken by surprise when
              G 
 I kissed the teacher  
'Cause he was taken by surprise when I kissed the teacher  
                 D                   
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when
              G 
 I kissed the teacher  
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher  
                    A 
My whole class went wild  
                         F#m        
As I held my breath, the world stood
            Bm           Em 
 still, but then he just smiled  
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled  
             A                    
I was in the seventh heaven when I
            D 
 kissed the teacher 
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher 
[Interlude]
             Bm      Bm  A  Bm 
One of these days  
G                  A                 
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every
 D  Dmaj7  D7 
 night  
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night  
             Gmaj7 
One of these days  
      Bm         F#/A#       D/A  
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach
       E/G#     G/A    A 
 him a lesson alright 
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright 
[Verse]
           D                       
I was in a trance when I kissed the
 G 
 teacher  
I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher  
           D                     
Suddenly I took the chance when I
            G 
 kissed the teacher  
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher  
             A                   
Leaning over me, he was trying to
   F#m               Bm   Em 
 explain the laws of geometry  
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry  
               A                     
And I couldn't help it, I just had to
          D 
 kiss the teacher 
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher 
[Interlude]
             Bm      Bm  A  Bm 
One of these days  
G                  A                 
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every
 D  Dmaj7  D7 
 night  
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night  
             Gmaj7 
One of these days  
      Bm         F#/A#       D/A  
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach
       E/G#     G/A    A 
 him a lesson alright 
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright 
[Verse]
             D                     
What a crazy day, when I kissed the
 G 
 teacher  
What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher  
                 D                
All my sense had flown away when I
            G 
 kissed the teacher  
All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher  
                    A 
My whole class went wild  
                         F#m        
As I held my breath, the world stood
            Bm           Em 
 still, but then he just smiled  
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled  
             A                    
I was in the seventh heaven when I
            D 
 kissed the teacher 
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher 
[Outro]
         G/D 
(I wanna    hug, hug, hug him)  
                  D 
When I kissed the teacher  
         G/D 
(I wanna hug, hug him)  
                  D 
When I kissed the teacher  
         G/D 
(I wanna    hug, hug, hug him)  
                  D 
When I kissed the teacher
(fade)