[Intro]
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[Verse]
E                           Cm 
I'm rather upper class high society
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God's gift to ballroom notoriety
E 
And I always fill my ballrooms
Cm 
The event is never small
C 
The social pages say I've got
B 
The biggest balls of all
[Chorus]
E 
I've got big balls
Cm 
I've got big balls
E 
They're such big balls
Cm 
And they're fancy big balls
E 
And he's got big balls
Cm 
And she's got big balls
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse]
E 
And my balls are always bouncing
Cm 
My ballroom always full
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And everybody Comes and comes again
E 
If your name is on the guest list
Cm 
No one can take you higher
C 
Everybody says I've got
B 
Great balls of fire!
[Chorus]
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
I've got big balls
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
And there dirty big ball 
E 
And he's got big balls 
Cm 
And she's got big balls 
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Verse]
E 
Some balls are held for charity
Cm 
And some for fancy dress
E 
But when they're held for pleasure
Cm 
They're the balls that I like best
E 
My balls are always bouncing
Cm 
To the left and to the right
C 
It's my belief that my big balls
       B 
Should be held every night
[Chorus]
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
I've got big balls 
E 
I've got big balls
Cm 
And they're such big balls
E 
And he's got big balls 
Cm 
And she's got big balls
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
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And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
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Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
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Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)