The Bad Touch

	 
[Intro]
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[Verse]
Am                    C 
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought 
           G                              F 
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about 
            Am                           C 
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 
        G                                F 
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up 
            Am                                  C 
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds 
           G                                  F 
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns 
                     Am                                    C 
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined 
           G                            F 
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time 
  
Do it now
[Chorus]
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now) 
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
Am                         C 
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 
         G                            F 
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it 
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Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas 
              G                                                F 
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory 
            Am                                   C 
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship 
               G                            F 
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip            
           Am                  C 
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle 
              G                           F 
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
[Chorus]
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now) 
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now) 
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Chorus]
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now) 
Am                    C 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
        G                            F 
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Outro]
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