[Verse]
D 
I love your hair I love your name I
 love the way you say it 
I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it 
Bm 
I love your heart and your so smart
 'cuz you gave away it 
I love your heart and your so smart 'cuz you gave away it 
G 
I love your sis I love your dad I
 love your mom 
I love your sis I love your dad I love your mom 
A 
but more than all of the that I love
 the fact that you are dumb enough 
but more than all of the that I love the fact that you are dumb enough 
D      Bm           G              
to not realize everything I've said
          A 
 has been said before 
to not realize everything I've said has been said before 
     D                  Bm 
in a thousand ways in a thousand
 songs 
in a thousand ways in a thousand songs 
G                       A 
some with the same four chords (But
 you'll still love it and let me
 finger you!)
some with the same four chords (But you'll still love it and let me finger you!)
[Bridge]
Bm                                  
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that
      G 
 I'm rude 
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude 
                                D 
When I tell you that I love you boo 
                           A 
I also hope you don't see through 
                          Bm 
This cleverly constructed ruse 
                        G           
Designed by a marketing team cashing
                            D 
 in on puberty and low self esteem 
Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem 
                                 
And girls' desperate need to feel
 A 
 loved 
And girls' desperate need to feel loved 
[Chorus]
D                      Bm         
America says we love a chorus, but
                           G 
 don't get complicated and bore us
 
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us 
                                   
though meaning might be missing, we
 A 
 need to know the words after just
 one listen 
though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen 
     D                  Bm           
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
          G                  A 
 stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
 repeat stuff 
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff 
  D                  Bm           
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
          G                 
 stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
 A 
 stuff, yeah!
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah!
[Verse]
D 
I love my baby and you know I
 couldn't live without her 
I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her 
Bm 
but now I need to make every girl
 think this song's about her 
but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her 
G 
just to make sure that they spread it
 like the plague so  
just to make sure that they spread it like the plague so  
A 
I describe my dream girl as really
 really vague like 
I describe my dream girl as really really vague like 
D 
I love your hands 'cause your
 fingerprints are like no
 other 
I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other 
Bm 
I love your eyes and their bluish
 brownish greenish color 
I love your eyes and their bluish brownish greenish color 
G 
I love it when you smile, that you
 smile wide and I  
I love it when you smile, that you smile wide and I  
A 
love how your torso has an arm on
 either side. Now,  
love how your torso has an arm on either side. Now,  
D            Bm                
If you're my agent you might be
 G            A            
 thinking "Oh no, sound the
  D 
 alarms 
If you're my agent you might be thinking "Oh no, sound the alarms 
            Bm                 G    
you're not appealing to little girls
                A 
 who don't have arms   
you're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms   
 
(But they can't use iTunes so f***
 'em who needs 'em!)
(But they can't use iTunes so f*** 'em who needs 'em!)
[Bridge]
Bm                                  
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that
      G 
 I'm rude 
Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude 
                                D 
When I tell you that I love you boo 
                           A 
I also hope you don't see through 
                          Bm 
This cleverly constructed ruse 
                        G           
Designed by a marketing team cashing
                            D 
 in on puberty and low self esteem 
Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem 
                                 
And girls' desperate need to feel
 A 
 loved 
And girls' desperate need to feel loved 
[Chorus]
D                      Bm         
America says we love a chorus, but
                           G 
 don't get complicated and bore us
 
America says we love a chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us 
                                   
though meaning might be missing, we
 A 
 need to know the words after just
 one listen 
though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen 
     D                  Bm           
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
          G                  A 
 stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
 repeat stuff 
so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff 
  D                  Bm           
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
          G                 
 stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
 A 
 stuff, yeah!
repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah!
[Interlude]
D Bm G A
[Verse]
       D   Bm            G     A     
I'm in magazines full of model teens,
         D    Bm   G     A 
 so far above you 
I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you 
   D             Bm       G        
So read them and hate yourself, and
 A                    D         Bm 
 pay me to tell you I love you     
 G        A 
  (I love you) 
So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you       (I love you) 
G                     A          
And your parents will always come
  D    Bm G                 
 along,  'cause their little
 A                D 
 girl's in love 
And your parents will always come along,  'cause their little girl's in love 
    Em                G A D  Bm 
And how could love be wrong? How
               G A D  Bm 
 could love be wrong?    When
 you 
And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong?    When you 
  D                  Bm           
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat
          G                  A 
 stuff. Repeat stuff, repeat stuff
 repeat stuff  
Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff. Repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff  
D               Bm    G       A 
I am a vessel 666   Illumanati 
[Outro]
D                Bm 
We know it's not right 
G                 A 
We know it's not funny but we'll 
D                  Bm 
Stop beating this dead horse when it
 
Stop beating this dead horse when it 
G                  A 
Stops spitting out money 
 
But until then  
         D 
We will repeat stuff