[Intro]
[Verse]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. 
Gm 
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. 
          F 
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. 
   A7 
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Verse]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. 
          Gm 
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. 
        F 
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). 
 A7 
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Chorus]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. 
          Gm 
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. 
   F 
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. 
A7 
We got a million different ways to engage
[Verse]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. 
         Gm 
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. 
       F 
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. 
      A7 
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking 
Dm 
eachother. 
[Verse]
Dm 
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. 
         Gm 
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. 
         F 
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. 
A7 
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Verse]
Dm 
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. 
        Gm 
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. 
        F 
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. 
   A7 
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
[Verse]
Dm 
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. 
           Gm 
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. 
      F 
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. 
 A7                           A7   Gm   F    E     Dm 
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Chorus]
         Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Chorus]
         Dm 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Gm 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
F 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
A7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7
[Verse]
Dm        C                     Bb     A7 
You know, it wasn't always like this 
Dm       C 
Not very long ago 
Bb               A7 
Just before your time 
Dm           C 
Right before the towers fell 
Bb           A7 
Circa '99
[Verse]
         Gm 
This was catalogues 
 Dm 
Travel blogs 
A7             Dm 
A chat room or two 
            Gm        Dm 
We set our sights and spent our nights 
A7        C7 
Waiting
[Bridge]
    Fmaj7 
For you 
Dm7 
You 
  Gm7      C7 
Insatiable you 
      Fmaj7            Dm7 
Mommy let you use her iPad 
Gm7             C7 
You were barely two 
       Dm          Dmmaj7/C# 
And it did all the things 
   Dm7/C          Bb 
We designed it to do
[Interlude]
    Bb 
Now look at you 
    C 
Oh, look at you 
D 
You
[Bridge]
Gmaj7       Em7 
You 
  Am7         D7 
Unstoppable, watchable 
     Gmaj7              Em7 
Your time is now. Your inside's out. 
Am7            D7 
Honey, how you grew 
       Em         Emmaj7/D# 
And if we stick together 
    Em7/D            A 
Who knows what we'll do 
       C            D 
It was always the plan 
           B7             C 
To put the world in your hand 
  
  
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B 
(laughing)
[Chorus]
         Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Am 
A bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
B7* 
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Outro]
         Em 
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? 
  Am 
A little bit of everything. All of the time. 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. 
B7 
Anything and everything 
B7 
And anything and everything 
B7 
And anything and everything 
    N.C 
And all of the time