[Intro]
 
This is the worst country song of all time 
 
And it goes 
[Verse]
G 
I hate beer and honky-tonk women 
    C                       G 
And I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing 
    G 
And I don't know the words to Family Tradition 
        D 
Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line
[Verse]
    G 
And I think sweet tea is overrated 
     C                  G 
And all the roads were made for paving 
                         D                   G 
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time 
 G 
And the chorus goes
[Chorus]
G 
I love cities and traffic jams 
C 
I don't want a house on a piece of land 
     G 
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan 
    D 
But I don't wanna earn a dime
[Chorus]
 G 
Old Yeller didn't make me sad 
   C 
I think we should change the American flag, yeah 
 G                 D                   G 
This is the worst country song of all time
[Verse]
 G 
Second verse goes 
G 
I think trucks are a waste of gas 
    C                   G 
If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause 
G 
My momma never whipped my ass, huh 
D 
I guess she never tried
[Verse]
 G 
Man, stink a fork in the constitution 
C                          G 
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin 
                         D                   G 
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time 
 G 
And the chorus goes
[Chorus]
G 
I love cities and traffic jams 
C 
I don't want a house on a piece of land 
     G 
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan 
    D 
But I don't wanna earn a dime
[Chorus]
 G 
Old Yeller didn't make me sad 
   C 
I think we should change the American flag, yeah 
 G                 D                   G 
This is the worst country song of all time 
  G 
(Get on that tin whistle boy)
[Instrumental]
G    C    G    D
G    C    G  D  G
[Bridge]
 G 
And the bridge goes 
 G 
I'm too good for solo cups 
      C                      G 
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks 
 G 
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up 
          D 
How you like that saxophone?
[Bridge]
          G 
Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue 
               C                        G 
And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true 
          G 
And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you 
D 
I know your favorite song 
N.C. 
And it goes like
[Chorus]
G 
I love cities and traffic jams 
C 
I don't want a house on a piece of land 
     G 
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan 
    D 
But I don't wanna earn a dime
[Chorus]
 G 
Old Yeller didn't make me sad 
   C 
I think we should change the American flag, yeah 
 G                 D                   G 
This is the worst country song of all time