The Worst Country Song Of All Time
Brantley Gilbert
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[Intro]This is the worst country song of all timeAnd it goes[Verse]GI hate beer and honky-tonk womenC GAnd I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishingGAnd I don't know the words to Family TraditionDFolsom Prison, or Walk The Line[Verse]GAnd I think sweet tea is overratedC GAnd all the roads were made for pavingD GYeah, this is the worst country song of all timeGAnd the chorus goes[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the American flag, yeahG D GThis is the worst country song of all time[Verse]GSecond verse goesGI think trucks are a waste of gasC GIf you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'causeGMy momma never whipped my ass, huhDI guess she never tried[Verse]GMan, stink a fork in the constitutionC GI support Kim Jong-un and PutinD GYeah, this is the worst country song of all timeGAnd the chorus goes[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the American flag, yeahG D GThis is the worst country song of all timeG(Get on that tin whistle boy)[Instrumental]G C G DG C G D G
[Bridge]GAnd the bridge goesGI'm too good for solo cupsC GYour momma's homemade fried chicken sucksGBoots ain't made to get scuffed upDHow you like that saxophone?[Bridge]GYeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blueC GAnd you're as country as caviar if you think that's trueGAnd this song's a joke but if it ain't for youDI know your favorite songN.C.And it goes like[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the American flag, yeahG D GThis is the worst country song of all time