The Worst Country Song Of All Time
Brantley Gilbert
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[Intro]This is the worst country song of alltimeThis is the worst country song of all timeAnd it goes[Verse]GI hate beer and honky-tonk womenC GAnd I don't eat deer and I can'tstand fishingAnd I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishingGAnd I don't know the words to FamilyTraditionAnd I don't know the words to Family TraditionDFolsom Prison, or Walk The Line[Verse]GAnd I think sweet tea is overratedC GAnd all the roads were made forpavingAnd all the roads were made for pavingDYeah, this is the worst country songGof all timeYeah, this is the worst country song of all timeGAnd the chorus goes[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece oflandI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and aminivanI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the Americanflag, yeahI think we should change the American flag, yeahG DThis is the worst country song of allGtimeThis is the worst country song of all time[Verse]GSecond verse goesGI think trucks are a waste of gasC GIf you disagree, we'll cancel that,'causeIf you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'causeGMy momma never whipped my ass, huhDI guess she never tried[Verse]GMan, stink a fork in the constitutionMan, stink a fork in the constitutionC GI support Kim Jong-un and PutinDYeah, this is the worst country songGof all timeYeah, this is the worst country song of all timeGAnd the chorus goes[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece oflandI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and aminivanI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the Americanflag, yeahI think we should change the American flag, yeahG DThis is the worst country song of allGtimeThis is the worst country song of all timeG(Get on that tin whistle boy)[Instrumental]G C G DG C G D G
[Bridge]GAnd the bridge goesGI'm too good for solo cupsC GYour momma's homemade fried chickensucksYour momma's homemade fried chicken sucksGBoots ain't made to get scuffed upDHow you like that saxophone?[Bridge]GYeah, my neck ain't red and JohnDeeres are blueYeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blueCAnd you're as country as caviar ifGyou think that's trueAnd you're as country as caviar if you think that's trueGAnd this song's a joke but if itain't for youAnd this song's a joke but if it ain't for youDI know your favorite songN.C.And it goes like[Chorus]GI love cities and traffic jamsCI don't want a house on a piece oflandI don't want a house on a piece of landGI deserve a bunch of money and aminivanI deserve a bunch of money and a minivanDBut I don't wanna earn a dime[Chorus]GOld Yeller didn't make me sadCI think we should change the Americanflag, yeahI think we should change the American flag, yeahG DThis is the worst country song of allGtimeThis is the worst country song of all time