[Intro]
Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7
[Verse]
Gm7                                                  C 
   Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
Gm7                           Bb  C 
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7 
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                         F          Gm7 
   Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Gm7                                             C 
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7                   Bb         C 
   Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Gm7 
   Maybe get a blister on your little finger
               F               Gm7 
   Maybe get a blister on your thumb
[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb 
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F 
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7 
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E 
   We gotta move these colour TV's
[Verse]
Gm7                                              C 
  See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Gm7                 Bb      C 
  Yeah buddy that's his own hair
Gm7 
  That little faggot got his own jet airplane
                          F           Gm7 
That little faggot he's a millionaire
[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb 
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F 
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7 
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E 
   We gotta move these colour TV's
[Instrumental]
Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7
[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb 
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F 
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7 
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E 
   We gotta move these colour TV's
[Verse]
Gm7                                     C 
   I shouldda learned to play the guitar
Gm7                      Bb        C 
   I shouldda learned to play them drums
Gm7 
   Look at that mama, she's got it stickin' in the camera
             F         C 
Man we could have some fun
Gm7                                                 C 
   And he's up there, what's that?  Hawaiian noises?
Gm7                              Bb     C 
   Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Gm7 
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                           F              Gm7 
Get your money for nothin' and chicks for free
[Chorus]
Eb                  Bb 
   We gotta install microwave ovens
Eb                  F 
   Custom kitchen deliveries
Gm7 
   We gotta move these refrigerators
C                      D          E 
   We gotta move these colour TV's
[Instrumental]
Gm7 / C / Gm7 / Bb C / Gm7 / - / Gm7 / F Gm7
[Bridge]
Gm7                                             C 
   Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Gm7                           Bb  C 
   You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
Gm7 
   That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
                           F          Gm7 
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Gm7                 C    Gm7             Bb   C 
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free 
Gm7                                      F    Gm7 
   Money for nothin'     chicks for free