[Verse]
Eb               Bb 
Do you have the time
Cm                Gm 
To listen to me whine
Ab                 Eb                Bb 
About nothing and everything all at once
Eb            Bb 
I am one of those
Cm              Gm 
Melodramatic fools
Ab                Eb               Bb 
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.
[Chorus]
Ab           Bb              Eb 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Ab           Bb                Eb 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ab              Bb 
It all keeps adding up
Eb             Db    Cm 
I think I'm cracking up
Ab             Bb 
Am I just paranoid?
            Eb 
I'm just stoned
[Bridge]
[Eb Bb Cm Bb] x2
[Verse]
Eb               Bb 
I went to a shrink
Cm                Gm 
To analyze my dreams
Ab                 Eb                Bb 
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
Eb            Bb 
I went to a whore
Cm              Gm 
He said my life is a bore
Ab                Eb               Bb 
And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
[Chorus]
Ab           Bb              Eb 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Ab           Bb                Eb 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ab              Bb 
It all keeps adding up
Eb             Db    Cm 
I think I'm cracking up
Ab             Bb 
Am I just paranoid?
            Eb 
I'm just stoned
[Bridge]
[Eb Bb Cm Bb] x4
[Bridge]
Ab             Bb 
Grasping to control
N.C. 
So I better hold on
[Bridge]
[Eb   Bb   Cm   Gm   Ab   Eb   Bb] x2
[Chorus]
Ab           Bb              Eb 
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Ab           Bb                Eb 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
Ab              Bb 
It all keeps adding up
Eb             Db    Cm 
I think I'm cracking up
Ab             Bb 
Am I just paranoid?
            Eb 
I'm just stoned
[Outro]
[Eb  Cm  Ab Eb Bb] x4
Ab Eb Bb