[Intro]
B
[Verse]
B 
  Today's the Macy's Day Parade 
    G#m 
The night of the living dead is on it's way 
E                 F#            B 
  With a credit report for duty call 
B 
  It's a lifetime guarantee 
G#m 
Stuffed in a coffin 10% more free 
E           F#                  B 
  Red light special at the mausoleum
[Chorus]
E 
  Give me something that I need 
F#                           E 
  Satisfaction guaranteed to you 
  
What's the consolation prize? 
F#                        B 
  Economy sized dreams of hope
[Verse]
B 
  When I was a kid I thought 
  G#m 
I wanted all the things that I haven't got 
E            F#                 B 
  Oh, but I learned the hardest way 
B                         G#m 
  Then I realized what it took 
                                           E 
To tell the difference between thieves and crooks 
       F#                B 
Lesson learned to me and you
[Chorus]
E 
  Give me something that I need 
F# 
  Satisfaction guaranteed 
          B                F#        G#m 
Cause I'm thinking 'bout a brand new hope 
    F#             E 
The one I've never known 
            F# 
Cause now I know 
                B 
It's all that I wanted
[Instrumental]
B G#m E F# B
B G#m E F# B
[Chorus]
E 
  What's the consolation prize? 
F#                        E 
  Economy sized dreams of hope 
  
Give me something that I need 
F# 
  Satisfaction guaranteed 
          B                F#        G#m 
Cause I'm thinking 'bout a brand new hope 
    F#             E                   F# 
The one I've never known, and where it goes 
        B                  F#   G#m 
And I'm thinking 'bout the only road 
    F#             E                   F# 
The one I've never known, and where it goes 
        B                F#        G#m 
And I'm thinking 'bout a brand new hope 
    F#             E 
The one I've never known 
            F# 
Cause now I know 
                B 
It's all that I wanted
[Outro]
B