Cheeseburger In Paradise

	 
[Intro]
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[Verse]
          G          A         D 
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits 
G              A         D 
Made it nearly seventy days 
         G             A               D 
Losin' weight without speed, eatin' sunflower seeds 
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Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays  
       G         A           D 
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams 
G            A           Bm 
Some kind of sensuous treat 
       G           D         G    D 
Not zucchini, fettucini or bulgar wheat 
      G         D         A            D 
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
[Chorus]
 G    A         D 
Cheeseburger in paradise 
G         A              D 
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice 
G          A          D 
Not too particular, not too precise 
           G     D         A    D 
I'm just a Cheeseburger in paradise
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
 G               A              D 
Heard about the old time sailor men 
             G              A      D 
They eat the same thing again and again 
G             A           D 
Warm beer and bread they said could raise the dead 
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Well it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn  
       G         A           D 
But times have changed for sailors these days, 
G                   A         Bm 
When I'm in port I get what I need 
           G         D         G       D 
Not just Havanas or bananas or daiquiris 
           G         D         A      D 
But that American creation on which I feed
[Chorus]
   G    A         D 
Cheeseburger in Paradise 
   G         A              D 
Medium rare with mustard be nice 
   G          A          D 
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice 
            G     D         A    D 
I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise
[Tab]
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[Bridge]
(knock on the guitar)
I like mine with lettuce and tomato  
 
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes 
 
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer 
 
Well good God almighty which way do I steer for my
[Chorus]
  G    A         D 
Cheeseburger in Paradise 
 G         A             D 
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice 
 G          A            D 
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice to get a 
  G     D         A    D 
Cheeseburger in Paradise 
          G     D         A    D 
I need a Cheeseburger in Paradise 
           G     D         A    D 
I'm just a Cheeseburger in Paradise
[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
(knock on the guitar)
I like mine with lettuce and tomato  
 
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes 
 
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer 
 
Well good God almighty which way do I steer