[Intro]
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If you've ever wondered why 
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Disney's tales all end in lies 
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Here's what happened after all their 
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dreams came true
[Ariel]
[Verse]
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I loved being princess down in 
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this beautiful ocean blue 
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But mermaids are going missing 
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they end up in someone's stew 
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So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills 
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You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no) 
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Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP) 
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The British are killing, oil is spilling 
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Now I can't see... MY EYES! 
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China men feast on Flounder's fins 
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Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends 
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Oceans are browning, 
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I think I'm drowning 
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Thanks to BP YOU SUCK!
[Jasmine]
[Verse]
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Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared 
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My husband's a mark for the War on Terror 
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Aladdin was taken by the CIA 
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We're not Taliban 
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You've got the wrong man 
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In Guantanamo Bay 
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Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa 
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Interrogation from the nation of the "free" 
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Bin Laden's taken the fall 
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We're not trained pilots at all 
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Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss 
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We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us 
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Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country 
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Set free my Prince Ali
[Belle]
[Verse]
 
A whore! A whore! 
 
A whore, a whore, a whore!  
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This town's gone wild since I married Adam 
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They think I'm going straight to hell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell) 
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But the charges laid on me 
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Of bestiality 
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Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch) 
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Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all crazy) 
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I hear they plan to burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die) 
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They legit believe I'm Satan 
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And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away
[Pocahontas]
[Verse]
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After John Smith traveled back to England 
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I helped my people cultivate the fields 
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More English, French and Spaniards came to visit 
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And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel 
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They forced us into unknown lands of exile 
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They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead 
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So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon 
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When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?) 
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(Oh, no!) Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? 
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(We're dead!) Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? 
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Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacrè bleu!) 
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Can you paint with the red colors in these men? (adiós, amigos) 
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I can murder if I please 
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'Cause I'm dying of disease 
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I can paint with the red colors in these men
[Outro]
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[Ariel] Thanks to BP 
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[Jasmine] Where's Prince Ali? 
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[Belle] Bestiality 
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[Pocahontas] I've got STDs