[Intro]
Am7 - C
Em - G - C - D
[Verse]
Am7 
I woke up this morning 
C                               Em 
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror 
       G                  C             D 
Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” 
     Am7            C 
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth 
              Em                  G 
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless 
     C                   D                            Am7 
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
[Chorus]
                             C 
I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
             Em           G           C                    D 
But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 
     Am7                             C                                              Em     G  C  D 
Then Saturday came around and I said "Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?"
[Instrumental]
C - Am7
Em - G - C - D
[Bridge]
C                         Am 
All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like 
Em               G 
All I want is to just have fun 
C                   D 
Live my life like a son of a gun 
C                              Am                        Em   G  C  D 
I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say
[Verse]
     Am7 
Then I woke up one morning 
C                               Em 
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror 
       G                  C             D 
Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” 
     Am7                C 
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair 
              Em     G  C  D 
Never was my style
[Chorus]
     Am7                         C 
But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
                 Em           G           C                    D 
Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 
     Am7                             C                                              Em     G 
Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” 
           C               D                           Am7      C   Em  G  C  D 
But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin
[Solo]
Am7 - C - Em - G - C - D x 2
[Bridge]
C                         Am 
All he ever wanted was to be a man 
                    Em                      G                    C      D 
But he was always a little too cute to be a minute under marbles lost 
C                               Am                                        Em   G  C  D 
He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face
[Verse]
     Am7 
Then he woke up this morning 
C                               Em 
Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror 
     G                C            D 
Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me” 
     Am7            C 
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth 
              Em                  G 
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless 
     C                   D                            Am7 
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
[Chorus]
                                 C 
But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 
                 Em           G           C                    D 
Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday 
     Am7                             C                                              Em     G 
Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” 
           C               D                           Am7      C   Em  G  C  D 
But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin
[Outro]
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror  
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror  
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror  
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror  
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror  
Am7                     C                               Em        G     C     D 
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror