pattern for verse and chorus (optional - you can just strum too):
 
For Dm:
e|------1------------|
B|--3-------3----3---|
G|----2-------2------|
D|-0-----------------|
A|-------------------|
E|-------------------| x2
 
For C:
e|------0------------|
B|----------3--------|
G|--0--------0---0---|
D|----2--------2-----|
A|-3-----------------|
E|-------------------| x2
(and so on for the rest of the chords)
[Verse]
Dm                     C     G 
Evil S I yes to find a shore 
  C                  G         F 
A beast that doesn't quiver anymore 
    Dm                  C        
And we could crush some plants to
          F 
 paint my walls 
And we could crush some plants to paint my walls 
            Am                 
And I won't try to fight in the
          F 
 weekend wars 
And I won't try to fight in the weekend wars 
Dm                       C     G 
Was I? I was too lazy to bathe 
   C                 G            
Or paint or write or try to make a
 F 
 change 
Or paint or write or try to make a change 
    Dm            C             
Now I can shoot a gun to kill my
  F 
 lunch 
Now I can shoot a gun to kill my lunch 
            Am                       
And I don't have to love or think too
 F 
 much
And I don't have to love or think too much
[Chorus]
A Dm      C      F     A             
  Instant battle plans written on the
 Bb 
 sidewalk 
  Instant battle plans written on the sidewalk 
A Dm     C       F    A            
  Mental mystics in a twisted metal
 Bb 
 car 
  Mental mystics in a twisted metal car 
A Dm       C    F      Gm    A  Bb   
  Tried to amplify the sound of light
     C 
 and love
  Tried to amplify the sound of light and love
[Instrumental]
C  C/Bb  Am7 A7/C#
[Verse]
Dm                             
Christ is cursed of fathers and
   C     G 
 mothers 
Christ is cursed of fathers and mothers 
      C           G               
Might even take a knife to split a
 F 
 hair 
Might even take a knife to split a hair 
   Dm             C              
Or even scare the children off my
 F 
 lawn 
Or even scare the children off my lawn 
          Am                        
Giving us time to make the makeshift
 F 
 bombs 
Giving us time to make the makeshift bombs 
Dm                        C     G 
Every mess invested was a score 
   C            G            F 
We couldn't use computers anymore 
         Dm           C         
But it's difficult to win unless
        F 
 you're bored 
But it's difficult to win unless you're bored 
              Am                  
And you might have to plan for the
         F 
 weekend wars
And you might have to plan for the weekend wars
[Instrumental]
Am   Dm
C    G
F
[Chorus]
A Dm      C       F          A       
  Try to break my heart I'll drive to
    Bb 
 Arizona 
  Try to break my heart I'll drive to Arizona 
A  Dm       C      F       A       
   It might take a hundred years to
         Bb 
 grow an arm 
   It might take a hundred years to grow an arm 
A      Dm      C      F      Gm    A 
  I'll sit and listen to the sound of
 Bb       A 
 sand and cold 
  I'll sit and listen to the sound of sand and cold 
Dm      C       F      A      
Twisted diamond heart, I'm the
         Bb 
 weekend warrior 
Twisted diamond heart, I'm the weekend warrior 
A Dm    C        F        A         
  My predictions are the only things
   Bb 
 I have 
  My predictions are the only things I have 
A Dm    C    F      Gm    A  Bb   
  I can amplify the sound of light
     C 
 and love
  I can amplify the sound of light and love
[Instrumental]
C   C/Bb  Am7  C/Ab
C/G
[Outro]
C/G                   Bb/F 
I'm a curse and I'm a sound 
                  Bb 
When I open up my mouth 
                         F 
There's a reason I don't win 
                    C/G 
I don't know how to begin 
                      Bb/F 
I'm a curse and I'm a sound 
                  Bb 
When I open up my mouth 
                         F 
There's a reason I don't win 
                    C/G 
I don't know how to begin
fade out
[Outro]
C/G                   Bb/F 
I'm a curse and I'm a sound 
                  Bb 
When I open up my mouth 
                         F 
There's a reason I don't win 
                    C/G 
I don't know how to begin 
C/G                   Bb/F 
I'm a curse and I'm a sound 
                  Bb 
When I open up my mouth 
                         F 
There's a reason I don't win 
                    C/G 
I don't know how to begin