Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

	 
[Chorus]
C#m 
(Melody) 
  
Alright, Alright 
  
Alright, Alright 
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
  C#m 
Alright, alright 
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though
[Verse]
C#m                  Caug 
Who are these people? 
E/B                     A 
I just woke up in my underwear 
C#m             Caug 
No liquor left on the shelf 
E/B                     A 
I should probably introduce myself 
C#m                          Caug 
You shoulda' seen what I wore 
E/B                     A 
I had a cane and a party hat 
C#m                        Caug 
I was the king of this hologram 
              E/B                       A 
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand 
C#m                     Caug 
  Memories tend to just pop up 
E/B                        A 
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves 
C#m                            Caug 
Five-thousand people with designer drugs 
E/B 
 Don't think I'll ever get enough 
A 
(Don't think I'll ever get enough) 
C#m 
(Main Melody)
[Chorus]
C#m                    G#m 
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline 
Amaj7                 B 
And most things in between 
C#m                     G#m 
I rode the city in a shopping cart 
Amaj7                    B 
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm 
C#m               G#m 
This night is heating up 
Amaj7              B 
Raise hell and turn it up 
        C#m                     G#m 
Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe" 
Amaj7 
Oh yeah 
  
Don't threaten me with a good time
[Chorus]
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
  C#m 
Alright, alright 
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though
[Verse]
C#m                       Caug 
What are these footprints? 
E/B                     A 
They don't look very human-like 
C#m                          Caug 
Now I wish that I could find my clothes 
E/B                      A 
Bedsheets and a morning rose 
C#m               Caug 
  I wanna wake up 
E/B                     A 
Can't even tell if this is a dream 
C#m                          Caug 
How did we end up in my neighbours pool 
E/B                   A 
Upside-down with a perfect view? 
C#m                       Caug 
Bought a bar at the speed of sound 
E/B                        A 
Fancy feet dancing through this town 
C#m                   Caug 
Lost my mind in a wedding gown 
E 
Don't think I'll ever get it now 
A 
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)
[Chorus]
C#m                    G#m 
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline 
Amaj7                 B 
And most things in between 
C#m                     G#m 
I rode the city in a shopping cart 
Amaj7                    B 
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm 
C#m               G#m 
This night is heating up 
Amaj7              B 
Raise hell and turn it up 
        C#m                     G#m 
Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe" 
Amaj7 
Oh yeah 
  
Don't threaten me with a good time
[Solo]
C#m A G#  x4 
[Bridge]
      A                    B 
I'm a scholar and a gentleman 
                    C#m                 B 
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand 
         A                 B 
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt 
C#m 
  But I make these high heels work 
A                   B 
I told you time and time again 
C#m                        B 
  I'm not as think as you drunk I am 
       A 
And we all fell down 
  
When the sun came up 
G#7 
  I think we've had enough
[Chorus]
  C#m 
Alright, alright 
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
  C#m 
Alright, alright 
          A         G# 
   It's a hell of a feeling though 
C#m                 A 
   It's a hell of a feeling though
[Chorus]
C#m                    G#m 
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline 
Amaj7                 B 
And most things in between 
C#m                     G#m 
I rode the city in a shopping cart 
Amaj7 
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm 
C#m             A       G# 
  This night is heating up 
C#m              A       G# 
  Raise hell and turn it up 
        C#m                    A             G# 
Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe" 
C#m 
  Oh yeah 
      A                C#m 
Don't threaten me with a good time