[Intro]
Dm A Dm A
[Verse]
Dm                  Am 
Watch your mouth, who-oh-oh 
             C                       F 
Because your speech is slurred and I bet you just might swallow your tongue 
 Dm              Am 
(I'm sure you would) 
             C                        F 
Want to give up the ghost with just a little more poise than that 
       Dm           Am                 C 
(Well, oh-oh) Was it God who choked in these situations, 
F 
Running late? Oh, no, he called in 
       Dm         Am                      C 
(Well, oh-oh) Was it God who choked in these situations, 
F 
Running late? Oh, no, he called in
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm 
The hospice is 
      F                          C                               Gm 
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest 
                                    F 
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis 
             C              Eb 
With all the top physicians
[Chorus]
Dm              F                     Bb 
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes 
                    Gm                   Dm 
To offset the pills, you know you should 
    F 
Take it a day 
    Bb    Gm 
At a time
[Instrumental]
Dm A Dm A
[Verse]
Dm             Am                                C 
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound 
              F 
To the support of the line 
        Dm                   Am                 C 
And with the way you've been talking every word 
                 F 
Gives you a step closer to hell 
Dm              Am 
That's when you s-s-stuttered something profound 
C              F 
To the support of the line 
        Dm                   Am                 C 
And with the way you've been talking every word 
                 Eb 
Gives you a step closer to hell
[Chorus]
Dm              F                     Bb 
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes 
                    Gm                   Dm 
To offset the pills, you know you should 
    F 
Take it a day 
    Bb    Gm 
At a time 
Dm              F                     Bb 
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes 
                    Gm                   Dm 
To offset the pills, you know you should 
    F 
Take it a day 
    Bb    Gm 
At a time
[Bridge]
Gm 
I am 
 F                 C              Gm 
Alone in this bed, house and head 
                         F 
And she never fixed this 
       C           Gm 
But at least she...
[Chorus]
Gm 
I am 
 F                    C 
Alone in this bedroom 
    Gm              F 
And she never fixed this 
       Eb 
But at least she... (makes me forget)  
Dm              F                     Bb 
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes 
                    Gm                   Dm 
To offset the pills, you know you should 
    F 
Take it a day 
    Bb    Gm 
At a time 
Dm              F                     Bb 
Prescribed pills to offset the shakes 
                    Gm                   Dm 
To offset the pills, you know you should 
    F 
Take it a day 
    Bb    Gm 
At a time  
Gm 
The hospice is 
      F                          C                               Gm 
A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest 
                                    F 
Sick and sad patients on first-name basis 
             C              Eb 
With all the top physicians