[Intro]
C Em C Em
C Em C Em
[Verse]
C                           Em 
  Tobacco stains our yellow teeth 
                              C 
And all our fingers and underneath 
                              Em 
Our fingernails that clasp on sheets 
                               C 
As we try desperately to sleep 
                            Em 
Hearts are sad and eyes are tired 
                                 C 
And all this Red Bull keeps us wired 
                               Em 
It gives us wings, it gives us rings around our eyes
[Bridge]
F                                C 
  We put three sugars in our tea 
                       G 
Sit to watch daytime T.V 
                                 Am                G F 
And laugh at mums who don’t know who the father is 
                                 C 
And all our girlfriends are long gone 
                            G 
We watch too much internet porn 
  
Who needs love when you’ve got silicone and strap-ons?
[Bridge]
C Em C Em 
C Em C Em 
C
[Verse]
C                            Em 
  And beer bloats our spoilt guts 
                           C 
And shit jobs keep us in ruts 
                            Em 
And keep us eyeing up the what’s 
                                 C 
And if’s and buts and maybe’s and 
                    Em 
Falling over in the street 
                            C 
Is just a part of every week 
                          Em 
And we lie drunkenly just staring at the stars
[Bridge]
F                                 C 
  Remember when they were in reach 
                                  G 
And all the teachers used to teach 
                           Am                 G F 
You can do anything if you put your mind to it 
                            C 
Well we put our minds to it all 
                                 G 
But disappointment crashed the ball 
  
We could’ve done anything, we just never quite knew it, so...
[Chorus]
F            C            G 
  Tie your scarf on tight 
         Am             F 
It's to be a cold night 
           C            G 
Tie your scarf on tight 
         Am             F 
It's to be a cold night 
 
 
           C            G 
Tie your scarf on ti-gh-t 
         Am             F 
It's to be a cold night 
           C            G 
Tie your scarf on tight 
        (Am) 
It's to be a cold night
[Instrumental]
C Em C Em 
C Em C Em
[Bridge]
F C G Am
... 
F C G G 
      Oh, oh...
[Chorus]
F               C            G 
  So tie your scarf on tight 
         Am             F 
It's to be a cold night 
           C          G 
Tie your scarf on ti-gh-t 
         Am           F 
It's to be a cold ni-gh-t 
  
           C            G 
Tie your scarf on ti-gh-t 
         Am             F 
It's to be a cold ni-ght 
          C            G 
Tie your scarf on tight 
                        C 
It's to be a cold night
[Outro]
C Em 
(repeats, fading)