A        x02220
Asus4    002230
Dmaj9/F# 2x0220
E6       022120
Dsus2    xx0230
Bm7add11 x20230 = Dsus2/B
Amaj7    x02120
[Verse]
A                    Asus4  Dmaj9/F# 
Her green plastic watering can
Dmaj9/F#                 E6    Dsus2 
For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A    Dsus2 
In the fake plastic earth
A                      Asus4  Dmaj9/F# 
That she bought from a rubber man
Dmaj9/F#              E6     Dsus2 
 In a town full of rubber plans
        A       Dsus2 
To get rid of itself
[Chorus]
             Bm7add11           A 
It wears her out   It wears her out
             Bm7add11           A 
It wears her out   It wears her out
[Verse]
A                 Asus4    Dmaj9/F# 
She lives with a broken man
Dmaj9/F#       E6        Dsus2 
A cracked polystyrene  man
           A         Dsus2 
Who just crumbles and burns
A               Asus4  Dmaj9/F# 
He used to do sur  -  gery
Dmaj9/F#           E6       Dsus2 
For girls in the eight  -  ies
            A    Dsus2 
But gravity always wins
[Chorus]
                 Bm7add11          A 
And it wears him out  It wears him out
                 Bm7add11   A 
And it wears him out  It we-ear  -  err  -  ers
[Verse]
    A              Asus4  Dmaj9/F# 
She looks like the real thing
Dmaj9/F#               E6    Dsus2 
She tastes like the real thing
          A    Dsus2 
My fake plastic love
A                  Asus4  Dmaj9/F# 
But I can't help the feeling
Dmaj9/F#                    E6     Dsus2 
I could blow through the ceil  -  ing
          A      Dsus2 
If I just turn and run
[Chorus]
                Bm7add11          A 
And it wears me out   It wears me out
             Bm7add11             A Amaj7 
It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out
[Outro]
              Bm7add11 
And if I could be who you wanted
           A 
If I could be who you wanted
E6      Bm7add11  E6      A 
All the time      All the time
Bm7add11  A      Bm7add11    A 
mmmm mmmm  mmmm