[Intro]
G Bm/F# Em Em7 C
[Verse]
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
 I read the news today oh boy 
C        Em/B          Am            Asus2 A Asus2 
 About a lucky man who made the grade
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
 And though the news was rather sad
C       Asus2/F          Em Em7/D 
 Well I just had to laugh
C         Asus2/F   Em Em7/D C 
 I saw the photograph.
[Verse]
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
He blew his mind out in a car
C        Em/B          Am            Asus2 A Asus2 
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
A crowd of people stood and stared
C       Asus2/F          Em Em7/D 
They'd seen his face before
Em                                                 C
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[Verse]
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em  
I saw a film today oh boy
C        Em/B          Am            Asus2 A Asus2 
The English Army had just won the war
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
A crowd of people turned away
C       Asus2/F          Em Em7/D 
But I just had to look
C         Asus2/F   Em Em7/D C 
Having read the book.
C            Bm       Em 
 I'd love to turn.... you.... on....
[Bridge]
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F - F# - G - G# - A - A# - B - C - C# - D - D# - E
[Chorus]
E                                                  D 
Wake up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
         E                  B 
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    E             B 
And looking up, I noticed I was late
         E                                                D 
Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
         E                B 
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    E                    B 
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
 C   G   D   A   E   C   G   D   A  
 Ahhh....
E D C D
[Verse]
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
I heard the news today oh boy
C        Em/B          Am            Asus2 A Asus2 
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
G           Bm/F#         Em Em7/D Em 
And though the holes were rather small
C       Asus2/F          Em Em7/D 
They had to count them all
                                                        C 
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
Em                                                 C 
I'd love to turn... you... on.
[Bridge]
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F - F# - G - G# - A - A# - B - C - C# - D - D# - E
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