[Intro]
[Verse]
A                                
 She came in through the bathroom
   D 
 window 
 She came in through the bathroom window 
A          F#m             D 
 Protected by a silver spoon 
A            F#m                
 But now she sucks her thumb and
       D 
 wonders 
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders 
        D7                    A 
By the banks of her own lagoon.
[Chorus]
                Dm      A
Didn't anybody tell her?
                Dm 
Didn't anybody see? 
  G7                         C 
Sunday's on the phone to Monday 
  G7                      C   A 
Tuesday's on the phone to me
[Verse]
                               D 
She said she'd always been a dancer 
A                F#m            D 
She worked in fifteen clubs a day 
A                F#m             
And though she thought I knew the
      D 
 answer 
And though she thought I knew the answer 
         D7                     A 
Well, I knew but I could not say
[Verse]
                             D     
And so I quit the police department
  A 
 
And so I quit the police department 
         F#m             D    A 
And got myself a steady job 
               F#m                  
And though she tried her best to help
 D 
 me 
And though she tried her best to help me 
      D7                        
She could steal but she could not
 A 
 rob
She could steal but she could not rob
[Chorus]
                Dm      A 
Didn't anybody tell her? 
                Dm 
Didn't anybody see? 
  G7                         C 
Sunday's on the phone to Monday 
  G7                      C      A 
Tuesday's on the phone to me oh yeah