You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

	 
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You're a mean one,     Mister Grinch 
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You really are a heel 
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You're as cuddly as cactus 
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You're as charming as an eel 
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Mister Gr - i - nch 
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You're a bad banana with a 
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greasy black peel
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You're a monster,     Mister Grinch 
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Your heart's an empty hole 
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Your brain is full of spiders 
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You've got garlic in your soul 
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Mister Gr - i - nch 
B7 
I wouldn’t touch you with a... 
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Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
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You're a vile one,      Mister Grinch 
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You have termites in your smile 
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You have all the tender sweetness of 
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A seasick crocodile 
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Mister Gr - i - nch 
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Given the choice between the two of you 
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I'd take the seasick crocodile
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You're a rotter,     Mister Grinch 
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You're the king of sinful sots 
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Your heart's a dead tomato splotched 
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With moldy purple spots 
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Mister Gr - i - nch 
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You're a three-decker 
  
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich 
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With arsenic sauce
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You nauseate me,      Mister Grinch, 
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With a nauseous super "naus" 
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You're a crooked jerky jockey 
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and you drive a crooked horse 
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Mister Gr - i – nch 
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Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, 
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overflowing with the most disgraceful 
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assortment of rubbish imaginable 
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Mangled-up and tangled-up knots
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You're a foul one,     Mister Grinch 
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You're a nasty-wasty skunk 
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Your heart is full of unwashed socks 
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Your soul is full of gunk 
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Mister Gr - i - nch 
B7 
The three words that best describe you 
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are as follows, And I quote: 
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Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!