Red Solo Cup

	 
[Intro]
G           D  x2 
1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
[Verse]
     G 
Now, red solo cup is the best
 receptical 
Now, red solo cup is the best receptical 

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and
 festivals 
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals 
    Am 
And you, sir, do not have a pair of
 testicles 
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles 
   D                        G 
If you prefer drinkin' from glass 
     G 
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and
 disposable 
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable 

And in fourteen years, they are
 decomposable 
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable 
    Am 
And unlike my home, they are not
 foreclosable 
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable 
D                      G 
Freddy mac can kiss my ass 
  
Whoo!
[Chorus]
G 
Red solo cup 

I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 

I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party
[Verse]
     G 
Now, I really love how you're easy to
 stack 
Now, I really love how you're easy to stack 
  
But I really hate how you're easy to
 crack 
But I really hate how you're easy to crack 
            Am 
'Cause when beer runs down in front
 of my pack 
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack 
      D                         
Well, that, my friends, is quite
 G 
 yucky 
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky 
    G 
But I have to admit that the ladies
 get smitten 
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten 
  
Admirin' at how sharply my first name
 is written 
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written 
   Am 
On you with a Sharpie when I get to
 hittin' 
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' 
   D                   G 
On them to help me get lucky
[Chorus]
G 
Red solo cup 
 
I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 
 
I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party
[Verse]
          G 
Now, I've seen you in blue and I've
 seen you in yellow 
Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow 
  
But only you, red, will do for this
 fellow 
But only you, red, will do for this fellow 
       Am 
'Cause you are the Abbot to my
 Costello 
'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello 
    D                       G 
And you are the Fruit to my Loom 
G 
Red solo cup, you're more than just
 plastic 
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic 
  
You're more than amazing, you're more
 than fantastic 
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic 
    Am 
And believe me that I am not the
 least bit sarcastic 
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic 
     D                 D7 
When I look at you and say
[Bridge]
N.C. 
Red solo cup, you're not just a cup 
 
(No! No! No! God, no! ) 
 
You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend
 
You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend 
 
(Friend x3; Life-long) 
 
Thank you for being my friend
[Chorus]
A 
Red solo cup 
  
I fill you up 
             Bm 
Let's have a party 
             E 
Let's have a party 
            A 
I love you, red solo cup 
  
I lift you up 
           Bm 
Proceed to party 
           E 
Proceed to party
[Chorus]
G 
Red solo cup 
 
I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 
 
I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party