50 Ways To Say Goodbye

	 
[Intro]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#
[Verse]
Bm          Em 
My heart is paralyzed 
A           D 
My head was oversized 
G             Em               F# 
I'll take the high road like I should
 
I'll take the high road like I should 
Bm            Em 
You said it's meant to be 
A             D 
That it's not you, it's me 
G              Em             F# 
You're leaving now for my own good 
  
That's cool but if my friends ask
 where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
         G 
She went down in an airplane 
D 
Fried getting suntanned 
A                Bm           
Fell in a cement mixer full of
 A 
 quicksand 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
G                       D      
Help me, help me I'm no good at
     C#m          F# 
 goodbyes 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She met a shark underwater 
D 
Fell and no one caught her 
A          Bm                A 
I returned everything I ever bought
 her 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Instrumental]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#
[Verse]
Bm             Em 
My pride still feels the sting 
A           D 
You were my everything 
G            Em               F# 
Someday I'll find a love like yours
 (A love like yours) 
Someday I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours) 
Bm               Em 
She'll think I'm Superman 
A         D 
Not super minivan 
G             Em              F# 
How could you leave on Yom Kippur 
  
That's cool but if my friends ask
 where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
        G 
She was caught in a mudslide 
D 
Eaten by a lion 
A                 Bm            A 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
G                       D      
Help me, help me I'm no good at
     C#m        F# 
 goodbyes 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She dried up in the desert 
D 
Drowned in a hot tub 
A                     Bm       
Danced to death at an east side
 A 
 nightclub 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Instrumental]
Bm         Em
A          D
G          Em            F#          G
[Bridge]
  A 
I wanna live a thousand lives with
 you 
I wanna live a thousand lives with you 
  G 
I wanna be the one you're dying to 
A      G 
Love...but you don't want to 
  
F# 
F#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 
 
F# 
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
         G 
She went down in an airplane 
D 
Fried getting suntanned 
A                Bm           
Fell in a cement mixer full of
 A 
 quicksand 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
G                       D      
Help me, help me I'm no good at
     C#m          F# 
 goodbyes 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She met a shark underwater 
D 
Fell and no one caught her 
A          Bm                A 
I returned everything I ever bought
 her 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
        G 
She was caught in a mudslide 
D 
Eaten by a lion 
A                 Bm            A 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
G                       D      
Help me, help me I'm no good at
     C#m        F# 
 goodbyes 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
          G 
She dried up in the desert 
D 
Drowned in a hot tub 
A                     Bm       
Danced to death at an east side
 A 
 nightclub 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
G                        D      F# 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
  
And ways to say you died
[Outro]
F#     D      A
G      D      A