El Scorcho

	 
Verse and Chorus 
      A                 D              E 
e|----------|      |----------|   |----------| 
B|----------|      |-----7v---|   |----------| 
G|-----6v---|      |-------7--|   |----------| 
D|-------7--|      |---7------|   |----------| 
A|---7------|      |-5--------|   |-7-5------| 
E|-5--------|      |----------|   |-----9-7--| 
  
  
Bridge 
   A           D          Bm          E 
E: 5        E: 5       E: 7        E: 7 
B: 5        B: 7       B: 7        B: 9 
G: 6        G: 7       G: 7        G: 9 
D: 7        D: 7       D: 9        D: 9 
A: 7        A: 5       A: 9        A: 7 
E: 5        E: X       E: 7        E: X
[Intro]
A D A D A D A
[Verse]
      D            A              D 
Well, Goddamn you half-Japanese girls 
A                   D 
Do it to me every time 
     A                    D 
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello 
     A          D 
And I'm jello, baby 
     A               D 
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me 
A                D 
I'm the epitome of Public Enemy 
N.C. 
Why you wanna go and do me like that? 
  
Come down on the street and dance with me
[Chorus]
A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E 
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting 
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E 
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
[Verse]
               A                   D 
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert 
    A                       D 
You said you never heard of them 
    A 
How cool is that?? 
   D                       A             D 
So I went to your room and read your diary: 
 A                        D                    A 
"watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack trough presstable..." 
    D 
and then my heart stopped: 
N.C. 
"listening to Cio-Cio San 
  
fall in love all over again."
[Chorus]
A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E 
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting 
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E 
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
(double time)
[Bridge]
    A                     D 
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it 
        Bm                       E 
I gotta sing about it and make a record of (my heart) 
    A                       D 
How stupid is it? won't you gimme a minute 
       Bm               E 
just come up to me and say "hello" to (my heart)

(regular time)
(regular time)
[Bridge]
     A             D              Bm 
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too 
    E                          A 
And maybe you just don't know what to do 
    D            Bm             E 
Or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you" 
[Solo]
e|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------11--9--8h9----13-----9--11h13--|
G|--------------------9--8--------------------------------|
D|----8--10-----6--8-------------------------13-----------|
A|-----------7--------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------|
[Verse]
                A                 D 
I wish I could get my head out of the sand 
       A                      D 
'Cuz I think we'd make a good team 
               A                   D 
And you would keep my fingernails clean 
     A                          D 
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize 
  A                D                A                    D 
'Cuz I can't even look in your eyes Without shakin', and I ain't fakin' 
A                             D 
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
[Chorus]
A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E 
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting 
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E 
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me 
A   D      A        D        A      D         A         E 
I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting 
A  D           A    D        A        D           A     E 
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me