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[Verse]Em Am DWhen I'm stable long enough I startG G/F#to look around for loveWhen I'm stable long enough I start to look around for loveEm Am DSee a sweet and floral print, my mindG G/F#begins the arrangementsSee a sweet and floral print, my mind begins the arrangementsEm AmBut when I start to feel that pull,D Gturns out I just pulled myselfG/F#But when I start to feel that pull, turns out I just pulled myselfEm Am DShe would never go with me, were IGthe last girl on EarthShe would never go with me, were I the last girl on Earth[Chorus]G Bm C GI'm dumb, she's a lesbianC G DI thought I had found the oneEm Bm C GWe were good as married in my mind,C G Dbut married in my mind's no good,ooohhhbut married in my mind's no good, ooohhhC Bm Am D EmPink triangle on her sleeveC GLet me know the truthC D GLet me know the truth[Tab]-G/B Am/C Bm/D Am/C G/B D/A G/Beb|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------|Bb|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------|
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[Verse]Em AmMight have smoked a few in my time,D Gbut never thought it was a crimeG/F#Might have smoked a few in my time, but never thought it was a crimeEm Am DKnew the day would surely come, whenG G/F#I'd chill and settle down, butKnew the day would surely come, when I'd chill and settle down, butEm Amwhen I think I found a good oldDfashioned girl, then she putG G/F#me in my placewhen I think I found a good old fashioned girl, then she put me in my placeEm Am DEveryone's a little queer, oh can'tGshe be a little straight?Everyone's a little queer, oh can't she be a little straight?[Chorus]G Bm C GI'm dumb, she's a lesbianC G DI thought I had found the oneDsus4 DI thought I had found the oneEm Bm C GWe were good as married in my mind,C G Dbut married in my mind's no good,ooohhhbut married in my mind's no good, ooohhhC Bm Am D EmPink triangle on her sleeveC GLet me know the truthC D GLet me know the truth[Chorus]G Bm C GI'm dumb, she's a lesbianC G DI thought I had found the one, oohEm Bm C GWe were good as married in my mind,C G Dbut married in my mind's no good,ooohhbut married in my mind's no good, ooohhC Bm Am D EmPink triangle on her sleeveC GLet me know the truthC D GLet me know the truth[Chorus]G Bm C GI'm dumb, she's a lesbianC G D Dsus4 DI thought I had found the one, ooohhhI thought I had found the one, ooohhhEm Bm C GWe were good as married in my mind,C G Dbut married in my mind's no good,ooohhhbut married in my mind's no good, ooohhhC Bm Am D EmPink triangle on her sleeveC GLet me know the truthC D GLet me know the truthC Glet me know the truthC D GLet me know the truth[Tab]-G/B Am/C Bm/D Am/C G/B D/A G/Beb|---3-------5-------7-----------5---3-------2-------3---------------|Bb|-------3-------5-------7---------------3-------3-------------------|
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