[Intro]
N.C. 
Yeah, I'm recording 
  
One, two, three, four  
Am7  D7  Em  G  x4
[Verse]
Am7       D7                   Em  G 
  Bouncer greets us at the door 
Am7           D7                 Em 
  He can tell we've been here before 
      G 
So he lets us pass 
Am7   D7         Em   G 
  And we climb up 15 flights of stairs 
Am7           D7           Em      G 
  And find that spot in the corner just over there
[Instrumental]
Am7  D7  Em  G
[Verse]
Am7    D7      Em           G 
  It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink 
Am7        D7      Em 
  I'm ordering the usual 
 G       Am7      D7         Em 
I think I need a change of pace 
          G                   Am7 
London's bursting at the seams 
            D7       Em       G 
It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be 
[Instrumental]
Am7  D7  G
[Chorus]
G             C             Am 
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons 
G            C              Am 
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume 
G              C                  Am 
  It's country walks down the motorway 
G           C                Am     D7 
  How many drugs have you done today?
[Instrumental]
Am7  D7  Em  G  x2
[Verse]
Am7                D7               Em         G 
  'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass 
Am7         D7                Em 
  It's the lamp posts who guide our paths 
            G 
Because the moon can't get in 
Am7        D7           Em 
  And the clouds hang heavy 
         G 
Blocking out his pursuit 
Am7    D7          Em          G 
  And booze hangs limply on our rental suits
[Verse]
Am7             D7             Em          G 
  'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright 
Am7        D7               Em          G 
  Breaking bottles and starting fights 
Am7       D7            Em         G 
  But the evening has other plans 
Am7       D7        Em        G 
  Run as they pull up with two more vans
[Chorus]
G             C             Am 
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons 
G            C              Am 
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume 
G              C                  Am 
  It's country walks down the motorway 
G           C                Am 
  How many drugs have you done today?
[Bridge]
G     C         Am 
  But I won't fuss 
G      C         Am  D7 
  I'll let you pass 
G     C         Am 
  No, I won't fuss 
G      C         Am  D7 
  I'll let you pass
[Outro]
                G      C              Am 
'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons 
G       C              Am 
  Fine dining with cheap perfume 
G      C                Am 
  DLR closed due to workers' strikes 
G           C              Am 
  God knows how I'll get home tonight