Your New Boyfriend

	 
[Intro]
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[Verse]
G 
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd
 be 
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be 
G7 
When I was a kid on VoIP 
Em                          C 
I thought when I get older, I'd marry
 her 
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her 
Cm 
I told her 
G 
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office 
G7 
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be
 honest 
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest 
Em 
If I could change a single thing 
C           Cm 
I'd make it me and not him
[Chorus]
    C 
But he's in your bed 
    Cm                     G 
And I'm in your Twitch chat 
C 
I've got the key 
    Cm                 G 
And he's just a doormat 
    Em                   C 
And even though he's got social
 skills 
And even though he's got social skills 
     G                    Cm 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the
 bills 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills 
Em               C 
Anyway, make the most of him 
       G                   Cm 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody
 quick 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick 
C  Cm  C                      
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an
 Cm      N.C. 
 arsehole   (Woo)
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole   (Woo)
[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
    G 
And yeah, I've met Jared 
N.C. 
(Of course I've met Jared) 
    G7 
The one who took you away from me 
Em 
  You hit it off instantly 
  C                           Cm 
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling
 me 
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me 
     G 
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and
 muscles 
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles 
G7 
Push against his fashion sense 
     Em 
I've thought about what he looks like
 nude 
I've thought about what he looks like nude 
C                    Cm 
  I'm not gay, though 
G
[Bridge]
       G                             
'Cause she's living the dream (Living
     G7 
 the dream, living the dream) 
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) 
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream 
     C                 Cm 
From back when we were 17 
G                                 
She's living the dream (Living the
 G7 
 dream, living the dream) 
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) 
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream 
     C                 Cm 
From back when we were 17
[Verse]
G 
How on Earth could I be saved? 
N.C. 
When I'm one click away from insane 
Em 
  I just think that I deserve 
  C             Cm 
A little bit of what I earned 
    G 
I'm not gonna make another scene 
    G7 
The one I made when I was 23 
          Em                        
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 C Cm 
 C
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World C
[Chorus]
    C 
But he's in your bed 
    Cm                     G 
And I'm in your Twitch chat 
C 
I've got the key 
    Cm                 G 
And he's just a doormat 
       Em                   C 
'Cause even though he's got social
 skills 
'Cause even though he's got social skills 
     G                    Cm 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the
 bills 
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills 
Em               C 
Anyway, make the most of him 
       G                   Cm 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody
 quick 
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick 
C  Cm  C                      
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an
 Cm 
 arsehole
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
  G                     G7 
I think about you every day (Every
 day) 
I think about you every day (Every day) 
   Em                    C    Cm 
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can
 I be saved?) 
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) 
  G                        G7 
I think about him a lot as well (I
 think about him) 
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) 
Em                         C  Cm 
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's
 really fine as hell) 
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) 
              G 
'Cause you're beauty 
           G7 
And you're grace (You're grace) 
     Em                     C        
Your telephone calls are my favourite
 Cm 
 place 
Your telephone calls are my favourite place 
    G                    G7 
And I want you to notice me 
Em                        C    
With no restraining order please
 Cm 
 (Jason Derulo) 
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo) 
G               G7 
  I want you to care 
Em                     C   Cm 
  I want to smell your hair  
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