Loser

	 
[Intro]
[Estrofa]
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
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Butane in my veins and I'€™m out to cut the junkie
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With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
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Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
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Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
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Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
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Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
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Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
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Someone came in saying I'm insane to complain
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About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
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Don't believe everything that you breathe
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You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
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So shave your face with some mace in the dark
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
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Yo, cut it
[Estribillo]
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
  
(Double barrel buckshot)
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
[Estrofa]
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The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
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Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
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Cause ones got a weasel and the otheres got a flag
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Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
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With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
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The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
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He hung himself with a guitar string
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A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing
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You can't get right if you can't relate
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Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate
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And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
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Whoâs choking on the splinters
[Estribillo]
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
 
(Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz)
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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I'm a driver I'm a winner
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Things are gonna change, I can feel it
[Estribillo]
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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(I can't believe you)
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Soy un perdedor
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Iâm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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(Sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?)
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Soy un perdedor
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I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
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(Know what I'm sayin'?)