[Estrofa]
F 
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?  
Dm 
Have you ever felt two feet tall? 
Bb 
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only 
C 
I was anybody else at all." 
F 
They like to kick you 
Dm 
when times get rough 
Bb 
And you give your all 
C 
But it's not enough
[Estrofa]
Bb                          C 
And sticks and stones might break your bones 
    F         Gm         Dm  C 
But words can break your heart 
    Bb                C 
And if you don't know where to go 
     F        Gm       Dm  C 
I'll show you where to start
[Estribillo]
F              Dm 
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute 
C 
You'll be happy that you did it 
        Bb 
Just go over to your oven 
  
And shove your head in it 
F               Dm 
Kill yourself, really, you should do it 
       C 
There's really nothing to it 
     Bb 
Just grab a mug 
  
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
[Estrofa]
F 
I sound un-empathetic 
Dm 
I sound mean and rude 
Bb 
Suicide is an epidemic 
C                         F 
And I don't want to be misconstrued 
                    Dm 
Signs of depression go overlooked 
      Bb 
So if you're depressed 
      C 
Then you need to book 
  Bb 
A therapy session 
        C 
Talk about your depression 
F     Gm           Dm   C 
Let a professional hear it 
     Bb               C 
But if you search for moral wisdom 
  F      Gm     Dm   C 
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then
[Estribillo]
F              Dm 
Kill yourself, it won't be painful 
C 
If you are able 
   Bb 
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll 
F              Dm 
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it 
C 
There's a trigger, pull it 
Bb 
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
[Estrofa]
F                      Dm 
Stick your tongue in a plug 
                   Bb 
Suck a pipe of exhaust 
                        C 
Make some toast in the tub 
                       F 
Nail yourself to a cross 
                            Dm 
Hold your breath till it's gone 
                    Bb 
Drink a gallon of mace 
            C 
Be gay in Iran 
                        F 
Let Oprah sit on your face
[Outro]
                 Dm 
Jump off of a bridge 
                   Bb 
Skinny dip in a flood  
                         C 
Sky dive attached to a fridge 
                        F 
Drink a Haitian guy's blood 
               Dm 
Break into the zoo 
                 Bb 
Give a tiger a shove 
                      C 
Eat a Phillips head screw 
                    F 
Marry Courtney Love