[Intro]
[Estrofa]
G 
Sad Sac and Tarzan 
                   Em 
Walking up at the mall 
  
Up walked a girlfriend 
Am                    C                     D 
Said, "You had the gall to bring my name up again" 
G 
Looking for salvation 
                      Em 
We had an ice cream soda 
                                     Am           C        D 
I said, "Have you ever wondered what became of Uncle Bill?"
[Estrofa]
G 
We was peeling potatoes 
                  Em 
Back in World War II 
  
And we was playing that rock and roll 
Am                          C          D 
After school for you-know-who 
G 
Hidden from the public 
                      Em 
It was behind the scenes 
  
There was a relic 
Am                       C      D 
They called the purple hare
[Instrumental]
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[Estrofa]
G 
I was eating a taco 
                       Em 
I looked across the room 
  
I saw a girl in a red dress 
Am                      C     D 
She said she'd like to do me in 
G 
I left the waiter a tip 
                     Em 
I scrambled for the door 
                                       Am                C            D 
I said, "You might have loved me, but now there's nothing more"
[Estrofa]
G 
She's always on my trail 
                     Em 
She really likes to kill 
                          Am            C        D 
I keep her lovely picture on my window sill
[Instrumental]
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[Estrofa]
G                               Em 
I was just a cowboy without a show 
                           Am                C      D 
I was like the kind of guy you never really know 
G 
You won't forget me 
                         Em 
No matter how hard you try 
  
And when it's my time to go 
Am    C       D          G 
I'll wave goodbye
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[Outro]
G 
Sing yourself a melody 
                Em   Am  C   D   G 
Cry a tear of joy