[Intro]
C F C 2x
[Estrofa]
  C                              F   
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once
            C 
 I could go off 
I wish I was a neutron bomb, for once I could go off 
  C                          F      
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow
             C 
 still lived on 
I wish I was a sacrifice but somehow still lived on 
  C                        F       
I wish I was a sentimental ornament
          C 
 you hung on 
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on 
    C                               
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the
 F                 C 
 star that went on top
The Christmas tree, I wish I was the star that went on top
[Estribillo]
  F              C           F     
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I
         C 
 was the grounds; 
I wish I was the evidence, I wish I was the grounds; 
    F          C                  
for 50 million hands upraised, and
 G               F 
 open toward the sky
for 50 million hands upraised, and open toward the sky
[Instrumental]
C F C
[Estrofa]
  C                            F  
I wish I was a sailor with someone
                C 
 who waited for me 
I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me 
  C                          
I wish I was as fortunate, as
 F            C 
 fortunate as me
I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me
[Estribillo]
  F            C             F      
I wish I was a messenger and all the
          C 
 news was good 
I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good 
  F              C                
I wish I was the full moon shining
 G              F 
 off a Camaro's hood
I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood
[Solo]
G   F C
G   F C
G/D F
[Estrofa]
  C             G        F          
I wish I was an alien at home behind
     C 
 the sun 
I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun 
  C                           F   
I wish I was the souvenir you kept
                C 
 your house key on
I wish I was the souvenir you kept your house key on
[Estribillo]
  F              C                F  
I wish I was the pedal brake that you
          C 
 depended on 
I wish I was the pedal brake that you depended on 
  F              C                
I wish I was the verb to trust and
 G             F 
 never let you down
I wish I was the verb to trust and never let you down
[Instrumental]
C F C  2x
[Outro]
  F            C               F  
I wish I was a radio song, the one
                 C 
 that you turned up 
I wish I was a radio song, the one that you turned up 
  F               C 
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish 
  G              F 
I guess it never stops. .