[Intro]
E   E D# D C   C D D# E
E D# D C   C D D# E
E E E E D# D D D D C# C C C C A B B B B
[Strophe]
E                           Cm 
I'm rather upper class high society
E                      Cm 
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
E 
And I always fill my ballrooms
Cm 
The event is never small
C 
The social pages say I've got
B 
The biggest balls of all
[Refrain]
E 
I've got big balls
Cm 
I've got big balls
E 
They're such big balls
Cm 
And they're fancy big balls
E 
And he's got big balls
Cm 
And she's got big balls
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Strophe]
E 
And my balls are always bouncing
Cm 
My ballroom always full
E                       Cm 
And everybody Comes and comes again
E 
If your name is on the guest list
Cm 
No one can take you higher
C 
Everybody says I've got
B 
Great balls of fire!
[Refrain]
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
I've got big balls
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
And there dirty big ball 
E 
And he's got big balls 
Cm 
And she's got big balls 
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Strophe]
E 
Some balls are held for charity
Cm 
And some for fancy dress
E 
But when they're held for pleasure
Cm 
They're the balls that I like best
E 
My balls are always bouncing
Cm 
To the left and to the right
C 
It's my belief that my big balls
       B 
Should be held every night
[Refrain]
E 
I've got big balls 
Cm 
I've got big balls 
E 
I've got big balls
Cm 
And they're such big balls
E 
And he's got big balls 
Cm 
And she's got big balls
C                         B 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
[Outro]
E                                            Cm 
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls)
E                             Cm 
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls)
E                 Cm     C                          B 
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)