[Intro]
       G                   E7       G 
(kazoo) do do do do do do do do
[Strophe]
G 
I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin 
  
I'll make a lampshade of durable skin 
E7 
And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin able 
  
When I'm sitting home here carving out your navel 
G 
I'm just sitting here carving out your navel
[Refrain]
C           B7                C 
When will I realize that this skin I'm in 
B7 
Hey, it isn't mine 
C                 B7                C              B7   E7 
And when will the thrill be to much meat for me to hide on
[Strophe]
G 
Hey, I could use a couple of hands 
  
To complete one hell of a plant stand 
E7 
Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle 
  
Makin ribcages into coffee tables oh,oh 
G 
I'm just a makin them into coffee tables
[Refrain]
C               B7                C 
And when will I realize that this skin I'm in 
B7 
Hey, it isn't mine 
C                 B7                C              B7    E7 
And when will the thrill be to much meat for me to hide ,anymore 
            C 
Oh, because you know I can't hide 
B 
and oh how hard I tried 
D                              G 
But this is just the shape I'm in 
Em 
And though you know I can't hide 
Am 
And oh how hard I tried 
C            D                G 
But this is just the shape I'm in  
       Em    Am           C   D    G