A - (x02220)
A/G# - (4x2220)
E5 - (0799xx)
D5 - (x577xx)
Esus4 - (0-7-x-9-10-12)
D9 - (x5455x)
Bm7 - (x24232)
C#m7 - (x46454)
F# - (244322)
G# - (466544)
G - (355433)
E - (022100)
C - (x32010)
F - (133211)
[Intro]
A
E5 D5 E5 D5
Esus4   D9
[Strophe]
A              A/G#  F# 
I met him in a crowded room 
             A            A/G#     F# 
Where people go to drink away their gloom 
Bm7                C#m7 D        A          D         A 
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man 
A            A/G#  F#                 A               A/G#  F# 
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais 
             Bm7                C#m7 D   E 
I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray 
           A            D             A 
But then nature didn't make him that way 
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na 
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na
[Refrain]
 
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares 
C#m7   Bm7            C#m7    Bm7 
Will protect him that we will respect him 
 A 
He moves in circles of friends 
                      C#m7    Bm7 
Who just pretend that they like him 
   C#m7   Bm7                          Esus4 
He does the same to them, And when you put it all together 
            D9                    A 
There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na 
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na
[Strophe]
             A            A/G#      F# 
He knows the swingers and their calvarly 
             A        A/G#         F# 
Says he can get in anywhere for free 
Bm7        C#m7  D          E 
I began to go a little cross eyed 
A                                  D       A 
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Refrain]
              A 
He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds 
                   C#m7 
He doesn't see his days 
Bm7             C#m7  Bm7 
Are tumbling down upon him 
              A 
And yet he tries so hard to please 
                      C#m7    Bm7 
He's just so keen for you to listen 
      C#m7          Bm7 
But no one is listening 
             Esus4 
And when you put it all together 
             D9            A 
There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
A        A/G#      F#
A        A/G#      F#
Bm7  C#m7  D  E
A   D  A
[Refrain]
 A 
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares 
C#m7   Bm7            C#m7    Bm7 
Will protect him that we will respect him 
                      C#m7    Bm7 
He's just so keen for you to listen 
      C#m7          Bm7 
But no one is listening 
             Esus4 
And when you put it all together 
             D9            A 
There's the model of a charmless man
[Outro]
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na 
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na 
A        A/G#      F# 
Na na na na na na na 
A G# G 
Na na na na na na 
F# F E 
Na na na na na na 
C               A 
Na na na na na na