[Intro]
F Am F Am Bb C
[Strophe]
Dm                  Am    Bb 
    Now the show is done 
                   F             A  
I hope that you had gut-trembling or
                      Dm 
 something resembling fun 
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun 
                            Am 
And if you watch this thing alone 
    Bb                              
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe
                 F                  
 a few times you exhaled out of your
 A 
 nose 
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose 
Dm                              Am 
    But if you hated it, that’s fair
 
    But if you hated it, that’s fair 
           Bb                   
But either way, could you find a
                        F      
 little more time for a parting
         C 
 questionnaire?
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?
[Refrain]
F                              A   
   On a scale from one to zero, are
    Bb 
 you happy? 
   On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? 
F                                
   ‘Cause you’re on your own from
         A       Bb 
 here, so are you happy? 
   ‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy? 
F                          A      
   I’m open to suggestions, are you
 Bb 
 happy? 
   I’m open to suggestions, are you happy? 
F                            Gm      
   But what the fuck kind of question
   A7     Bb 
 is "Am I happy?"
   But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"
[Strophe]
  F                       A    
I really wanna try to get happy
   Dm 
 
I really wanna try to get happy 
                         Bb 
And I think that I could get it if I
 didn’t always 
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always 
F                      A       Bb 
Panic every time I’m unhappy like 
              F 
I’m owed some life 
                        A 
Where I’m always, like, happy 
         Dm                      
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t
      Bb 
 even want it if I got it 
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it 
F                A      
Wait, oh god, my dad was
 Bb        Bbm 
 right
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
[Refrain]
F                                 A  
   So if you know or ever knew how to
    Bb 
 be happy 
   So if you know or ever knew how to be happy 
F                                
   On a scale from one to two now,
 A        Bb 
 are you happy? 
   On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? 
F                              A   
   You’re everything you hated, are
     Bb 
 you happy? 
   You’re everything you hated, are you happy? 
F                          A       
   Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you
 Bb 
 happy?
   Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
[Outro]
F Am F Am Bb C