[Intro]
F Am F Am Bb C
[Strophe]
Dm                  Am    Bb 
    Now the show is done 
                   F             A                        Dm 
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun 
                            Am 
And if you watch this thing alone 
    Bb                                               F                   A 
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose 
Dm                              Am 
    But if you hated it, that’s fair 
           Bb                                           F               C 
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?
[Refrain]
F                              A       Bb 
   On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? 
F                                         A       Bb 
   ‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy? 
F                          A       Bb 
   I’m open to suggestions, are you happy? 
F                            Gm         A7     Bb 
   But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"
[Strophe]
  F                       A       Dm 
I really wanna try to get happy 
                         Bb 
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always 
F                      A       Bb 
Panic every time I’m unhappy like 
              F 
I’m owed some life 
                        A 
Where I’m always, like, happy 
         Dm                            Bb 
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it 
F                A       Bb        Bbm 
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
[Refrain]
F                                 A      Bb 
   So if you know or ever knew how to be happy 
F                                 A        Bb 
   On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? 
F                              A        Bb 
   You’re everything you hated, are you happy? 
F                          A        Bb 
   Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
[Outro]
F Am F Am Bb C