[Intro]
G  G  G  G
[Strophe]
   G 
So long 
    B7 
Goodbye 
     Em             D 
I'll see you when I see you 
        C 
You can pick the street 
     Cm              G         B7  Em 
I'll meet you on the other side
[Strophe]
D/F#  G 
So   long 
    B7 
Goodbye 
     Em             D 
Do I really have to finish? 
     C              Cm 
Do returns always diminish? 
      G              B7  Em 
Did I say that right?
[Refrain]
     G  G#dim  Am     Em 
Does anybody  want to joke 
              F               C   D 
When no one's laughing in the background? 
G   Dm7     F      C   Bb 
 So this is how it ends 
G  Dm7        Bb          Eb    C   G 
 I promise to never go outside again
[Strophe]
   G  Gsus4  G 
So long 
B7 
Bye! 
     Em           D             C            Cm 
I'm slowly losing power, has it only been an hour? 
         G             B7  Em 
No, that can't be right
[Strophe]
D/F#  G  Gsus4  G 
So   long 
    B7  B  B7 
Goodbye 
     Em            D 
Hey, here's a fun idea 
          C            Cm                G             B7  Em 
How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time?
[Refrain]
  G     G#dim    Am     Em 
I wanna hear you tell a joke 
              F               C   D 
When no one's laughing in the background 
G   Dm7     F      C   Bb 
 So this is how it ends 
G  Dm7        Bb          Eb    C 
 I promise to never go outside again
[Pont]
Em          Am 
 Am I going crazy? 
             D 
Would I even know? 
                         G         B7 
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago? 
Em               Am 
 Wanna guess the ending? 
           D                         G             B7 
If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was: 
  Em                                      Em7 
A little bit of everything all of the time 
Am/C                                D 
 A bit of everything all of the time 
G 
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime 
B7 
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside 
C                  G                     D 
 If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke 
               Em             D 
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke 
C                G                     D 
 When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it 
Em             Bm        C 
Call me up and tell me a joke 
       G 
Oh shit 
B7                         Em        D 
 You're really joking at a time like this?
[Outro]
G 
Well, well 
Am 
Look who's inside again? 
D                      Em        D 
Went out to look for a reason to hide again 
G 
Well, well 
Am                 D 
Buddy, you found it 
    Ebaug  Em            Ebaug 
Now come   out with your hands up 
      Cadd9      Cm     G 
We've got you surrounded