(If You Want Love) Lower Your Expectations
Bo Burnham
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southboy
[Strophe]EYou want a guy that's sweetC#mA guy that's toughC#m AA feminist who likes to pay for stuffA feminist who likes to pay for stuffThe kinda guy that gets along withyour friendsThe kinda guy that gets along with your friendsBWithout being attracted to any ofthemWithout being attracted to any of themE C#mA good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boyA good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boyA half good half bad half boyALoves your brother sensitive but notweak andLoves your brother sensitive but not weak andBIs a great lover calls your mother onthe weekendIs a great lover calls your mother on the weekendE AThen you might think that this guyB C#m Aonly exists in your mindThen you might think that this guy only exists in your mindEWell guess whatBYou're right[Refrain]E C#m AIf you want loveB E C#mLower your expectations a fewACause Prince Charming would neverBsettle for youCause Prince Charming would never settle for youE C#m AIf you want loveB EJust pick a guy and love himC#m AAnd if he's got a thing for feetBSay fuck it, sweep me off them[Strophe]EYou want a girl that's niceC#mA girl that's notC#mObsessed with her looks but isAinsanely hotObsessed with her looks but is insanely hotThe kinda girl that you can show toyour folksThe kinda girl that you can show to your folksBLoves the movies that you like andalways laughs at your jokesLoves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokesEA real girl, a hot girl, a really hotC#mgirlA real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girlA brand new really hot real dollAWants to impress you doesn't care ifyou noticeWants to impress you doesn't care if you noticeBAnd only ever uses you to tickle herthroat withAnd only ever uses you to tickle her throat withE AThen you might think that this girlE B C#m Aonly exists in your mindThen you might think that this girl only exists in your mindEShe's realBBut last weekShe died[Refrain]E C#m AIf you want loveB E C#mLower your expectations a lotAYou might think your dick is a gift IBpromise it's notYou might think your dick is a gift I promise it's notE C#m AIf you want loveB EJust pick a girl and love herC#mThen whip out your dick and let theA BGirl you love decline the offerA EI don't want a neat freak I don'tBwant a slobI don't want a neat freak I don't want a slobBOr somebody with bedhead and aAdead-end jobOr somebody with bedhead and a dead-end jobE BCause I won't settle for lessBThan perfectA EWe want perfect children, a perfectBlifeWe want perfect children, a perfect lifeB APerfect husband or a perfect wifeA E BBut deep down we knowC#mWe don't deserve it[Outro][Mute]ButE C#m AWe all deserve loveB EEven on the days when we aren't ourC#mbestEven on the days when we aren't our bestACause we all suckBBut love can make us suck lessE C#m AWe all deserve loveB EIt's the very best part of beingC#maliveIt's the very best part of being aliveAAnd I would knowB EI'm almost twenty five