Capo on 6th for the acoustic version 
Conan plays F 133211 but you can also play Fmaj7 1x3210. 
Chords with an asterisk means strum once.
[Intro]
C Em Am F Fm
[Strophe]
C                                   
I still remember, third of December,
 Em 
 me in your sweater 
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater 
                             Am 
You said it looked better on me than
 it did you 
You said it looked better on me than it did you 
                  F 
Only if you knew, how much I liked
 you 
Only if you knew, how much I liked you 
    Fm 
But I watch your eyes as she
[Pre-Refrain]
C 
Walks by 
                 Em                 
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter
        Am 
 than a blue sky 
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky 
                 F             Fm* 
She's got you mesmerized while I die
[Refrain]
C 
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    Em 
I'm not even half as pretty 
    Am 
You gave her your sweater, it's just
 polyester 
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester 
    F 
But you like her better 
Fm* 
Wish I were Heather
[Strophe]
C 
Watch as she stands with her, holding
 your hand 
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand 
         Em 
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now
 I'm getting colder 
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder 
    Am 
But how could I hate her? She's such
 an angel 
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel 
F                     Fm 
But then again, kinda wish she were
 dead as she
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
[Pre-Refrain]
C 
Walks by 
                 Em                 
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter
        Am 
 than a blue sky 
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky 
                 F             Fm* 
She's got you mesmerized while I die
[Refrain]
C 
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    Em 
I'm not even half as pretty 
    Am 
You gave her your sweater, it's just
 polyester 
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester 
    F 
But you like her better 
Fm* 
Wish I were Heather
[Pont]
C        Em 
Ooh,         Wish I were Heather 
Am        F        Fm 
Ooh                Wish I were
 Heather
Ooh                Wish I were Heather
[Refrain]
C 
Why would you ever kiss me? 
    Em 
I'm not even half as pretty 
    Am 
You gave her your sweater, it's just
 polyester 
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester 
    F 
But you like her better 
Fm* 
Wish I were