[Intro]
G    G    F    C    x4
[Strophe]
G 
I sleep in late 
G 
Another day 
F 
Oh, what a wonder 
C 
Oh, what a waste 
G 
It's a Monday 
G 
It's so mundane 
F 
What exciting things 
C 
Will happen today? 
G 
The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and 
F                           C 
I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab 
G 
We should amend that 
G 
I pull the sheets back 
F 
It's 40 degrees 
C 
And I feel like I'm dying
[Strophe]
G 
Life's getting hard in here 
G 
So I do some gardening 
F                        C 
Anything to take my mind away from where it's 'sposed to be 
G 
The nice lady next door talks of green beds 
F                               C 
And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them 
G 
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps 
F                          C 
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes 
G 
I feel proactive 
G 
I pull out weeds 
F 
All of a sudden 
    C                        G 
I'm having trouble breathing in 
                             F 
I'm having trouble breathing in 
    C                        G 
I'm having trouble breathing in 
                             F    C7  C 
I'm having trouble breathing in
[Instrumentale]
G     Dm     C     Bb  F
G     Dm     F     Bb  C
 
G     G     F     C    x2
[Strophe]
G 
My hands are shaky 
G 
My knees are weak 
F 
I can't seem to stand 
C 
On my own two feet 
G 
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing 
G 
Feel like I'm emphysem-in 
F 
My throat feels like a funnel 
             C 
Filled with Weet-Bix and kerosene and 
G 
Oh no, next thing I know 
G 
They call up triple O 
F                            C 
I'd rather die than owe the hospital 
  
Till I get old 
G 
I get adrenaline 
G 
Straight to the heart 
F 
I feel like Uma Thurman 
     C 
Post-overdosing kick start
[Strophe]
G 
Reminds me of the time 
G 
When I was really sick and I 
F 
Had too much pseudoephedrine and I 
C 
Couldn't sleep at night 
G 
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent 
F                                       C 
He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance 
G 
The paramedic thinks I'm clever cos I play guitar 
F                             C 
I think she's clever cos she stops people dying 
G 
Anaphylactic and super hypochondriactic 
F 
Should've stayed in bed today 
C 
I much prefer the mundane 
G 
I take a hit from 
G 
An asthma puffer 
F 
I do it wrong 
      C                     G 
I was never good at smoking bongs 
                               F 
I'm not that good at breathing in 
    C                          G 
I'm not that good at breathing in 
                               F    C7  C 
I'm not that good at breathing in
[Outro]
G     Dm     C     Bb  F
G     Dm     F     Bb  C
G     Dm     C     Bb  F
G     Dm     F     Bb  C
G