[Refrain]
Em            C                   D 
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why 
    G      D         Em 
Got out of bed at all 
            C                 D 
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    G       D         Em 
And I can't see at all 
         C                D 
And even if I could it'll all be gray 
         G       D         Em 
But your picture on my wall 
        C               D 
It reminds me that it's not so bad 
     G      D   Em 
It's not so bad 
Em            C                   D 
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why 
    G      D         Em 
Got out of bed at all 
            C                 D 
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    G       D         Em 
And I can't see at all 
         C                D 
And even if I could it'll all be gray 
         G       D         Em 
But your picture on my wall 
        C               D 
It reminds me that it's not so bad 
     C 
It's not so bad
[Strophe]
Em                     C                           D 
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin 
                                 G                    D   Em 
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom 
                               C                             D 
I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not have got 'em 
                                      G              D 
There probably was a problem with the post office or somethin' 
Em                                 C                     D 
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em 
                        G                  D        Em 
But anyway, what's been up man, how's your daughter? 
                                            C 
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father 
            D                                  C 
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her 
                      Em 
I'm a name her Bonnie 
                        C 
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry 
 D                                G                    D        Em 
I had a friend kill himself over some b**** who didn't want him 
                                       C                         D 
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan 
                       G                           D     Em 
I even got that underground s*** that you did with Skam 
                          C                             D 
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man 
                              G                D             Em 
I like that s*** you did with Rawkus too, that s*** was phat 
                    C 
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back 
D                               C 
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
[Refrain]
Em            C                   D 
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why 
    G      D         Em 
Got out of bed at all 
            C                 D 
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    G       D         Em 
And I can't see at all 
         C                D 
And even if I could it'll all be gray 
         G       D         Em 
But your picture on my wall 
        C               D 
It reminds me that it's not so bad 
     G      D   Em 
It's not so bad
[Strophe]
     Em                               C 
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, 
D                              G                                   Em 
I ain't mad, I think it's just f***** up that you don't answer fans 
                            C 
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert 
           D                                   G             D 
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew 
         Em                             C 
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old 
                 D 
We waited in the blistering cold for you 
    G                  D            Em 
For four hours and you just said no 
                                 C 
That's pretty s****y man, you're like his f***ing idol 
   D                                  C                       Em 
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do 
                        C 
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to 
      D                       G               D 
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you 
          Em                           C 
You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way 
                D 
I never knew my father neither 
           G                  D                Em 
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her 
                            C 
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs 
          D                          G               D 
So when I have a s****y day, I drift away and put em on 
              Em                                 C 
Cause I don't really got s*** else, so that s*** helps when I'm depressed 
D                           C 
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest 
Em                             C 
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds 
         D                            G             D 
Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me 
        Em                              C 
See everthing you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it 
       D                               G              D 
My girlfriend's jealous, because I talk about you 24/7 
Em                                     C 
But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does 
D                                         G                 D 
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up 
          Em                               C 
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose 
          D 
Sincerely yours, Stan, p.s. 
C 
We should be together too
[Refrain]
Em            C                   D 
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why 
    G      D         Em 
Got out of bed at all 
            C                 D 
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    G       D         Em 
And I can't see at all 
         C                D 
And even if I could it'll all be gray 
         G       D         Em 
But your picture on my wall 
        C               D 
It reminds me that it's not so bad 
     C 
It's not so bad
[Strophe]
Em                       C                    D 
Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans 
                              G                 D 
This'll be the last package I ever send your a** 
              Em 
It's been six months and still no words 
           C 
I don't deserve it 
                  D 
I know you got my last two letters 
               G                     D 
I wrote the addresses on them perfect 
Em                                    C 
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it 
    D                               G               D 
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway 
Em                           C                      D 
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? 
                           C 
You know that song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night 
Em                                     C 
About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning 
    D                           G                         D 
But didn't, but Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him 
Em                                     C 
That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning 
         D                        G            D 
Now it's too late, I'm on a 1,000 downers now, I'm drowsy 
Em                          C 
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call 
D                                    G           D 
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off my wall 
Em                           C                          D 
I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it 
                    C                                           Em 
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it 
                               C 
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it 
D                             G                  D                Em 
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me 
             C 
See Slim, shut up b****, I'm trying to talk 
D                       G                       D 
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk 
Em                                            C 
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 
D                                      G                 D      Em 
Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, then she'll die too 
               C                               D 
Well, gotta go, I'm almost under the bridge now 
                  C 
Oh s***, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this s*** out?
[Instrumentale]
Em C D C x2
[Refrain]
Em            C                   D 
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why 
    G      D         Em 
Got out of bed at all 
            C                 D 
The morning rain clouds up my window 
    G       D         Em 
And I can't see at all 
         C                D 
And even if I could it'll all be gray 
         G       D         Em 
But your picture on my wall 
        C               D 
It reminds me that it's not so bad 
     C 
It's not so bad
[Strophe]
Em                                    C 
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy 
D                                     G                  D 
You say your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? 
Em                                   C 
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that 
              D 
And here's an autograph for your brother 
  G           D               Em 
I wrote it on this Starter cap 
                   C 
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must've missed you 
D                           G             D               Em 
Don't think I did that s*** intentionally just to dis you 
                             C                                      D 
But what's that s*** you said about you like to cut your wrists too? 
                                  D 
I say that s*** just clownin' dog 
                             Em 
C'mon, how f***ed up is you? 
                             C 
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling  
D                                      G                  D         Em 
To keep your a** from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some 
                              C 
And what's this s*** about us meant to be together? 
D                                  G                    D     Em 
That type of s*** will make me not want us to meet each other 
                            C 
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other 
D                                   G 
Or maybe you just need to treat her better 
D                 Em                          C 
I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time                 
           D                                  C 
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine 
         Em                              C 
If you relax a little, I'm glad that I inspire you, but Stan 
    D                           G                D             Em 
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan 
                         C 
I just don't want you to do some crazy s*** 
            D                                G              D            Em 
I seen this one s*** on the news a couple of weeks ago that made me sick 
                                  C 
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge 
            D                                   G                 D 
And had his girlfriend in his trunk and she was pregnant with his kid 
           Em                            C 
And in the car they found a tape, didn't say who it was to 
        D                            C              Em 
Come to think about it, his name was, it was you...
[Outro]
Em 
Damn