[Intro]
D  G  D  G
[Strophe]
D                              G 
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers 
D                                    G 
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots 
D                                   G 
And that ain't rock and roll you're playin' 
E                                       A 
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
[Pre-Refrain]
       G                    A                   D 
You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer 
     G          A                     D 
Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on 
    G                A          D 
And we don't all get into Donna summer 
       E                                    A 
Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs
[Refrain]
                     G  A  D 
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur 
                   G    A      D 
I should've died a long time before 
               G  A  D  Bm 
Have pity on a dinosaur  
           G              A                   D   G   D  G 
Hand me my hat, excuse me man but where's the door
[Strophe]
D                                       G 
It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout 
D                                             G 
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights 
D                                             G 
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back 
E                                            A 
Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right
[Pre-Refrain]
                   G               A            D 
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy 
         G            A             D 
And this disco's very strange to my ear 
   G                             A               D 
It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship 
E                                                 A 
And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer
[Refrain]
                     G  A  D 
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur 
                 G    A      D 
Should've died a long time before 
                      G  A  D  Bm 
There's a whole lotta dinosaurs 
            G               A                   D 
Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door 
           Em              A               D 
Get us our hats, excuse me man where's the door