[Intro]
C
[Refrain]
C 
The lonesome friends of science say 
F 
The world will end most any day 
C 
Well, if it does, then that's okay 
G 
Cuz I don't live here anyway 
C 
I live down deep inside my head 
F 
Where long ago I made my bed 
C 
I get my mail in Tennessee 
G 
My wife, my dog, and my family 
      C 
Uh-huh
[Strophe]
C 
Poor old planet Pluto now 
F 
He never stood a chance no how 
C 
When he got uninvited to 
G 
The interplanetary dance 
C 
Once a mighty planet there 
F 
Now just an ordinary star 
C 
Hanging out in Hollywood 
G 
In some ol' funky sushi bar
[Refrain]
C 
The lonesome friends of science say 
F 
The world will end most any day 
C 
Well, if it does, then that's okay 
G 
Cuz I don't live here anyway 
C 
I live down deep inside my head 
F 
Where long ago I made my bed 
C 
I get my mail in Tennessee 
G 
My wife, my dog, and my kids, and me 
      C 
Uh-huh
[Strophe]
    C 
The Vulcan lives in Birmingham 
F 
Sometimes he just don't give a damn 
C 
His head is full of bumblebees 
G 
His pride hangs down below his knees 
C 
Venus left him long ago 
F 
For a guy named Mars from Idaho 
C 
The Vulcan sent a wedding gift: 
G 
Three-legged stool and a wheelchair lift 
   C 
Uh-huh
[Refrain]
C 
The lonesome friends of science say 
F 
The world will end most any day 
C 
Well, if it does, then that's okay 
G 
Cuz I don't live here anyway 
C 
I live down deep inside my head 
F 
Where long ago I made my bed 
C 
I get my mail in Tennessee 
G 
My wife, my dog, my kids, and me 
      C    Am 
Uh-huh, uh-huh 
      C    Am 
Uh-huh, uh-huh 
      C 
Uh-huh
[Strophe]
C 
Those bastards in their white lab coats 
F 
Who experiment with mountain goats 
C 
Should leave the universe alone 
G 
It's not their business, not their home 
C 
I go to sleep, and it never rains 
F 
My dog predicts hurricanes 
C 
She can smell a storm a mile away 
G 
That's all the news we have today 
C 
Uh-huh
[Refrain]
C 
The lonesome friends of science say 
F 
The world will end most any day 
C 
Well, if it does, then that's okay 
G 
Cuz I don't live here anyway 
C 
I live down deep inside my head 
F 
Where long ago I made my bed 
C 
I get my mail in Tennessee 
G 
My wife, my dog, my kids, and me 
      C    Am 
Uh-huh, uh-huh 
      C    Am 
Uh-huh, uh-huh 
      C 
Uh-huh