[Intro]
C G/B Am F G
[Refrain]
C                                 
 And I always find, yeah, I always
               G/B 
 find somethin’ wrong 
 And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong 
                                 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit
              Am 
 just way too long 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit just way too long 
                                
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I
                F 
 don’t like the most 
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most 
                          G         
 So I think it’s time for us to have
   C 
 a toast
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
[Refrain]
C 
 Let’s have a toast for the
 douchebags, let’s have a
 toast for the assholes 
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes 
G/B 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
 every one of them that I know 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know 
Am 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs,
 that’ll never take work off 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off 
F                                    
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as
 G 
 you can
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
[Strophe]
C 
 She find pictures in my email, I
 sent this girl a picture of my
 dick 
 She find pictures in my email, I sent this girl a picture of my dick 
G/B 
 I don’t know what it is with
 females, but I’m not too
 good with that shit 
 I don’t know what it is with females, but I’m not too good with that shit 
Am 
 See, I could have me a good girl,
 and still be addicted to them
 hood rats 
 See, I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hood rats 
F                                   
 And I just blame everything on you,
                   G 
 at least you know that’s what I’m
 good at
 And I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at
[Refrain]
C                                 
 And I always find, yeah, I always
               G/B 
 find somethin’ wrong 
 And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong 
                                 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit
              Am 
 just way too long 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit just way too long 
                                
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I
                F 
 don’t like the most 
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most 
                          G         
 So I think it’s time for us to have
   C 
 a toast
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
[Refrain]
C 
 Let’s have a toast for the
 douchebags, let’s have a
 toast for the assholes 
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes 
G/B 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
 every one of them that I know 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know 
Am 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs,
 that’ll never take work off 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off 
F                                    
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as
 G 
 you can
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
[Refrain]
C 
 She find pictures in my email, I
 sent this girl a picture of my
 d*ck 
 She find pictures in my email, I sent this girl a picture of my d*ck 
G/B 
 I don’t know what it is with
 females, but I’m not too
 good with that shit 
 I don’t know what it is with females, but I’m not too good with that shit 
Am 
 See, I could have me a good girl,
 and still be addicted to them
 hood rats 
 See, I could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hood rats 
F                                   
 And I just blame everything on you,
                   G 
 at least you know that’s what I’m
 good at
 And I just blame everything on you, at least you know that’s what I’m good at
[Pont]
C 
 Runaway from me baby, runaway 
G/B 
 Run away from me, baby, runaway 
Am 
        to get crazy, runaway 
C 
 Runaway as fast as you can
[Strophe]
C 
 24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind 
     G/B 
 I-I-I-I did it, all right, all
 right, I admit it, now pick
 your best move, you could leave or live wit’ it  
 I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it, now pick your best move, you could leave or live wit’ it  
 Am 
 Ichabod Crane with that Lamborghini
 top off, split and go where? back
 to wearin’ knockoffs, huh? 
 Ichabod Crane with that Lamborghini top off, split and go where? back to wearin’ knockoffs, huh? 
F                                    
 Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off,
                             G 
 let’s talk over mai tais, waitress,
 top it off 
 Knock it off, Neiman’s, shop it off, let’s talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off 
C 
 Ho's like vultures wanna fly in your
 Freddy loafers, you can’t blame ‘em,
 they ain’t never seen Versace sofas 
 Ho's like vultures wanna fly in your Freddy loafers, you can’t blame ‘em, they ain’t never seen Versace sofas 
G/B 
 Every bag, every blouse, every
 bracelet, comes with a price
 tag, baby, face it 
 Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet, comes with a price tag, baby, face it 
Am 
 You should leave if you can’t accept
 the basics, plenty ho's in the
 baller-player’s matrix 
 You should leave if you can’t accept the basics, plenty ho's in the baller-player’s matrix 
F                           
 Invisibly set, the Rolex is
                          
 faceless, I’m just young,
           G 
 rich, and tasteless, P
 Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless, I’m just young, rich, and tasteless, P
[Strophe]
C 
 Never was much of a romantic, I
 could never take the intimacy 
 Never was much of a romantic, I could never take the intimacy 
G/B 
 And I know I did damage, cause the
 look in your eyes is killin' me 
 And I know I did damage, cause the look in your eyes is killin' me 
Am 
 I guess you know i had the
 advantage, cause you could
 blame me for everything 
 I guess you know i had the advantage, cause you could blame me for everything 
F 
 And I don't know if Im'ma manage, If
 one day you just up and leave
 And I don't know if Im'ma manage, If one day you just up and leave
[Refrain]
C                                 
 And I always find, yeah, I always
               G/B 
 find somethin’ wrong 
 And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin’ wrong 
                                 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit
              Am 
 just way too long 
 You been puttin’ up wit’ my shit just way too long 
                                
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I
                F 
 don’t like the most 
 I’m so gifted at findin’ what I don’t like the most 
                          G         
 So I think it’s time for us to have
   C 
 a toast
 So I think it’s time for us to have a toast
[Refrain]
C 
 Let’s have a toast for the
 douchebags, let’s have a
 toast for the assholes 
 Let’s have a toast for the douchebags, let’s have a toast for the assholes 
G/B 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags,
 every one of them that I know 
 Let’s have a toast for the scumbags, every one of them that I know 
Am 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs,
 that’ll never take work off 
 Let’s have a toast for the jerkoffs, that’ll never take work off 
F                                    
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as
 G 
 you can
 Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can
[Outro]
C G/B Am F G