[Intro]
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[Strophe]
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Back is aching but I cannot sleep 
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'Cause I won't be beat like I am the mayor of some godforsaken town 
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Sure, they knighted me yesterday, But who needs armor when I've an exoskeleton? 
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I slip and squirm through the cracks creep around 
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via the; all the loading zones in my dirty little town 
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Get my shopping done, laundry too 
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Drop some dead weight, clean my hands of what I need to clean my hands of 
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And all for free by mayoral decree 
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All from zone to loading zone of my town, yeah
[Instrumentale]
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[Strophe]
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Three grumpy girls and a dying daddy 
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But oh so gorgeous the way they crave 
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How beautiful to take a bite out of the world 
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I want to rip the world a new one It just crawls out of my mouth anymore 
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You can hate on it or you can hug it 
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You can get all mushy and lovey-dub it 
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It's all the same when I'm out there driving around 
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All from zone to loading zone of my beautiful town 
  
I park for free
[Refrain]
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   One stop shop life for the quick fix 
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Before you get a ticket, That's the way I live my life 
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I park for free...