[Intro]
D  Bm  G  Em  A
[Strophe]
D 
Last night out of the blue 
Bm 
Driftin' off to the evenin' news 
G 
She said "Honey, what would you do 
Em                       A 
"If you'd have never met me"  
D 
I just laughed, said "I don't know, 
Bm 
"But I could take a couple guesses though" 
G 
And then tried to dig real deep, 
Em                  A 
Said, "Darlin', honestly
[Refrain]
D 
I'd do a lot more offshore fishin' 
A 
Probably eat more drive-thru chicken 
G 
Take a few strokes off my golf game 
A 
If I'd a never known your name 
D 
I'd still be drivin' that old green 'Nova 
A 
I probably never would have heard of yoga 
G 
Be a better football fan 
A 
But if I was a single man 
Em            D                  G 
Alone and out there on the loose 
         Em               A               D, Bm, A 
I'd be lookin' for a woman like you"
[Strophe]
D 
Well, I could tell that got her attention 
Bm 
So I said, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention 
G 
I wouldn't trade a single day 
Em                            A 
For a hundred years the other way 
D 
She just smiled and rolled her eyes 
Bm 
'Cause she's heard all of my lines 
G 
I said, "C'mon on girl, seriously 
Em                    A 
If I hadn't been so lucky
[Refrain]
D 
I'd be shootin' pool in my bachelor pad 
A 
Playin' bass in my cover band 
G 
Restockin' up cold Bud Light 
A 
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah 
D 
I'd have a dirtbike in the shed 
A 
And not one throw pillow on the bed 
G 
I'd keep cash in a coffee can 
A 
But if I was a single man 
Em              D                 G 
Alone and out there on the loose 
         Em               A            G, A, Bm 
I'd be looking for a woman like you"
[Pont]
Bm                   A                  G              D 
She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here 
            Em   D    A 
But to be sure,         I whispered in her ear
[Refrain]
D 
You know I get sick deep-sea fishin' 
A 
And you make the best fried chicken 
G 
I got a hopeless golf game 
A 
I love the sound of your name 
D 
I might miss that old green 'Nova 
A 
But I love watchin' you do yoga 
G 
I'd take a gold band on my hand 
A 
Over bein' a single man 
Em               D                    G 
'Cause honestly, I don't know what I'd do 
        Em              A 
If I'd never met a woman like you
[Outro]
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