[Intro]
G
[Strophe]
        G                                              G 
Well, I got a call from Rowdy round six o’clock sayin’ he caught a hankerin’ for a honky-tonk 
         Cadd9                                    G 
Wants an ice cold beer and a country song, but he didn’t want to stay out all night long 
        D                                                G    N.C. 
Well, I ain’t the kind to let a buddy drink alone but I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
[Refrain]
           Cadd9            D                  G         D/F#          Em 
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open 
    Cadd9              D                    G     G 
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb 
    Cadd9             D                  G          D/F#          Em 
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty 
    Cadd9                    D 
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me 
Cadd9 N.C.           D  N.C.    G    G 
Five four three two one too many
[Strophe]
      G                                      G 
After five diet Millers I was feelin’ loose, singin’ karaoke to a TL tune 
       Cadd9                                         G 
When a pretty little thing shot me a wink, she said, hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink 
D                                             G     N.C. 
Well, hey baby doll, I will if you want but I can’t turn it off once I turn it on
[Refrain]
           Cadd9            D                  G         D/F#          Em 
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open 
    Cadd9              D                    G     G 
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb 
    Cadd9             D                  G          D/F#          Em 
By half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty 
    Cadd9                    D 
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me 
Cadd9 N.C.           D          G    G 
Five four three two one too many
[Solo]
| Cadd9  | D     | G   D/F#| Em    |
| Cadd9  | D     | G       | G     |
[Pont]
    Cadd9               D                   G           D/F#       Em 
Now I’ve never been the kind to quit, won’t stop ’til I get to the bottom of this 
        Cadd9                                 D7 
And the night’s still young so whatcha say we shotgun one (Yeah, we’ll shoot one with you Luke. C’mon Ronny)
[Refrain]
           Cadd9            D                  G         D/F#          Em 
There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’, put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open 
    Cadd9              D                    G     G 
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb 
          Cadd9             D                  G          D/F#          Em 
Yeah, by half past ten I’m half past tipsy, at quarter to twelve, man I done had plenty 
    Cadd9                    D 
The countdown’s on when the first beer hits me 
Cadd9                D         G    G 
Five four three two one too many
[Outro]
      Cadd9                D  N.C.    G 
Yeah, five four three two one too many 
G 
(C'mon, that's a country song right there)