[Intro]
Em
[Strophe]
Em 
I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors 
B7 
I screamed his name till the neighbors called the cops 
Em 
I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver 
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Don't know what I did next all I know, I couldn't stop  
Em 
Word got around to the barflies and the baptists 
B7 
My mama's phone started ringin' off the hook 
Em 
I can hear her now sayin' she ain't gonna have it 
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Don't matter how you feel, it only matters how you look
[Refrain]
      Em 
Go and fix your make up girl, it's just a break up 
       B7 
Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady 
         Em 
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together 
     B7                                                   Em 
Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart
[Strophe]
Em 
I wish I could be just a little less dramatic 
        B7 
Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames 
Em 
Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches 
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When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame  
Em 
Can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation 
B7 
Sometimes revenge is a choice you gotta make 
Em 
My mama came from a softer generation 
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Where you get a grip and bite your lip just to save a little face
[Refrain]
      Em 
Go and fix your make up girl, it's just a break up 
       B7 
Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady 
         Em 
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together 
     B7                                                   Em 
Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart
[Pont]
Em 
Powder your nose, paint your toes, line your lips and keep 'em closed 
  
Cross your legs, dot your I's, and never let 'em see you cry
[Refrain]
      Em 
Go and fix your make up girl, well, it's just a break up 
       B7 
Run an' hide your crazy and start actin' like a lady 
         Em 
'Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together 
     B7                                                   Em 
Even when you fall apart, but this ain't my mama's broken heart
[Outro]
Em