Red Solo Cup

	 
[Intro]
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1 & 2 & 3 & 4 &
[Strophe]
     G 
Now, red solo cup is the best receptical 

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals 
    Am 
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles 
   D                        G 
If you prefer drinkin' from glass 
     G 
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable 

And in fourteen years, they are decomposable 
    Am 
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable 
D                      G 
Freddy mac can kiss my ass 
  
Whoo!
[Refrain]
G 
Red solo cup 

I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 

I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party
[Strophe]
     G 
Now, I really love how you're easy to stack 
  
But I really hate how you're easy to crack 
            Am 
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack 
      D                          G 
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky 
    G 
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten 
  
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written 
   Am 
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' 
   D                   G 
On them to help me get lucky
[Refrain]
G 
Red solo cup 
 
I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 
 
I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party
[Strophe]
          G 
Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow 
  
But only you, red, will do for this fellow 
       Am 
'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello 
    D                       G 
And you are the Fruit to my Loom 
G 
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic 
  
You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic 
    Am 
And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic 
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When I look at you and say
[Pont]
N.C. 
Red solo cup, you're not just a cup 
 
(No! No! No! God, no! ) 
 
You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend 
 
(Friend x3; Life-long) 
 
Thank you for being my friend
[Refrain]
A 
Red solo cup 
  
I fill you up 
             Bm 
Let's have a party 
             E 
Let's have a party 
            A 
I love you, red solo cup 
  
I lift you up 
           Bm 
Proceed to party 
           E 
Proceed to party
[Refrain]
G 
Red solo cup 
 
I fill you up 
             Am 
Let's have a party 
             D 
Let's have a party 
            G 
I love you, red solo cup 
 
I lift you up 
           Am 
Proceed to party 
           D 
Proceed to party