[Chords]
A     577655
C#m   x46654
Bm    x24432
E     022100
E7    020100
D     xx0232
D7    xx0212
F#    244322
F#7   242322
G     355433
Gm    355333
F#m   x-9-11-11-10-9
Em    x79987
Dm    x57765
[Intro]
A   C#m
[Strophe]
A      C#m                        
Karen, please come back I miss the
 A     C#m 
 kids 
Karen, please come back I miss the kids 
A      C#m                        
Karen, please come back I miss the
 A     C#m 
 kids 
Karen, please come back I miss the kids 
Bm                  E 
How old's he again, 24? 
E7 
Is he still your yoga instructor?
[Strophe]
A        C#m              A      
Karen, I don't have a bed anymore
 C#m 
 
Karen, I don't have a bed anymore 
A            C#m                  
I sleep on a futon on the hardwood
 A     C#m 
 floor 
I sleep on a futon on the hardwood floor 
Bm                          E 
Can you blame me? I'm quite poor 
E7                         
Why'd you have to be such a
        A 
 whore?
Why'd you have to be such a whore?
[Refrain]
D          D7        F#    F#7 
And I will write you songs 
G 
Until my lungs fall out 
          Gm 
Until you hear me out 
D            D7      F# 
She took the fucking kids 
G 
Please hear me now 
      Gm 
All I want's for you to listen
[Strophe]
A        C#m                   A    
Karen, I keep your hair in the drain
 C#m 
 
Karen, I keep your hair in the drain 
A              C#m              
A little piece of you that still
 A       C#m 
 remains 
A little piece of you that still remains 
Bm                 E   E7  A 
Sometimes I stroke it
[Refrain]
D             D7        F#    F#7 
My pain burns hot as my torch 
G 
Placed outside your door 
           Gm 
Now you'll see why you're a-- nope,
 already done that one 
Now you'll see why you're a-- nope, already done that one 
D           D7     F#   F#7 
I'll die in ritual fire 
G 
Tear my world apart 
         Gm 
Like you did to my heart
[Strophe]
A      C#m                A       
Karen, please come back I miss the
      C#m 
 kids 
Karen, please come back I miss the kids 
A            C#m           A        
Was my arson not enough to convince,
 C#m 
 you? 
Was my arson not enough to convince, you? 
Bm                  Dm 
Give me back my son 
                             F#m 
So I can stop sending you my porn
 Em Dm 
 
So I can stop sending you my porn 
                F#m  Em Dm 
So open up your door
[Strophe]
Dm 
Karen, I've been thinking 
Bm                          Dm 
Karen, I know I've been bad 
  
Probably shouldn't have killed your
 dad
Probably shouldn't have killed your dad
[Outro]
E                 E7         
But, is it really grounds for
 A        C#m 
 divorce? 
But, is it really grounds for divorce? 
       A C#m 
(Karen)  
Bm 
No  
Dm A 
No