[Intro]
G C (Em Em7 x3) Em7 Em x4
[Strophe]
G     C              Em 
  He never had cool stories 
                       G 
He doesn't make your heart beat 
C                 Em 
Used to love his mystery 
                    G 
But now he's just exhausting 
  C          Em                       G 
Another day spent just laying in his room 
      C         Em 
The stench of incense 
                       G 
And some undelivered food
[Instrumentale]
C Em Em
 
G C Em Em
[Refrain]
G    D    Em 
And she thought 
         C                 G 
"What if he thinks I'm the one? 
             D             Em 
And I'll be forced to rot away 
      C             G 
With him and his obsessions 
       D      Em     C 
With trivial things 
           G                D             Em            C       G 
Like the amount of fucking love hearts I finish a text message with"
[Instrumentale]
C Em Em
 
G C Em Em
[Strophe]
G      C               Em 
 And when you hold his hands 
                       G 
It doesn't feel like flying 
     C                  Em 
And when you take his breath away 
                     G 
He might as well be dying 
     C                Em 
And you're dying to breathe 
                       G    C 
You're trapped in his cage 
            Em 
And it's shrinking
[Refrain]
G    D    Em 
And she thought 
         C              G 
"What if he just never leaves? 
          D               Em 
Or if he doesn't get the message? 
        C                G 
And he doesn't hear my pleas?" 
    D                  Em      C 
So she just started screaming
[Outro]
  G        D        Em   C 
"Why can't he just bore me to death?" 
  G        D        Em   C 
"Why can't he just bore me to death?" 
      G        D        Em  C 
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?" 
  G        D       Em   C 
"Why can't he just bore me to death?" 
      G        D        Em  C 
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?" 
  G        D        Em  C 
"Why can't he just bore me to death?" 
      G        D        Em  C 
"Oh, Why can't he just bore me to death?"