[Intro]
G    F#m    Em7    Cadd9 
  
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                 (You're a fucking bitch Sarah 
G          F#m                    Em7    Cadd9 
I swear to god I'm gonna find you and) 
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(Hey Sarah I just wanted to say sorry for my last message 
   Em7                 Cadd9 
I'm just a little angry at the moment cause y'know 
G              F#m                      Em7      Cadd9 
Uhm I'm such a nice guy and you seem to only date scumbags 
                G                     F#m 
I just wanted to make sure there's no hard feelings between us 
Em7    Cadd9                                      Cmadd9    F6 
Please... Please can you unblock me on MSM Messenger)
[Strophe]
G G G G 
 
G G G G 
  
 G     F#m 
M’lady 
       Em7       Cadd9 
Can you hear me? 
G                  F#m           Em7      Cadd9 
Please don’t block my number again 
       G                         F#m 
Look, I jumped through all your hoops 
Em7                      Cadd9 
We got off on the wrong foot 
G            F#m      Em7    Cadd9 
But I want to prove to you 
        G                   F#m    Em7    Cadd9 
That I’m not obsessed with sex 
  
(The following Em7 is played with one strum) 
G    F#m    Em7    Cadd9
[Strophe]
G        F#m    Em7 
Left on seen 
       Cadd9           G        F#m   Em7    Cadd9 
Another visit to your Facebook gallery 
G        F#m            F#m    Cadd9 
This time not to masturbate 
        G     F#m        Em7    Cadd9 
But instead to appreciate 
G         F#m        Em7             Cadd9 
Something no man could do as well as I can 
G              F#m             Em7    Cadd9 
Something that shouldn’t be for free 
        G      F#m  Em7     Cadd9 
'Cause I’m the only guy for you 
     G              F#m       Em7    Cadd9 
And you’re the only girl for me
[Refrain]
   Cmadd9 
So why won’t you 
F6 
   Show me your tits?  
G    F#m    Em7    Cadd9
[Strophe]
       G              F#m 
That restraining order 
     Em7    Cadd9 
Was a bit far 
G             F#m      Em7          Cadd9 
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car 
     G         F#m 
It’s not a felony 
      Em7         Cadd9 
It’s not even a crime 
       G              F#m 
I just wanted to make sure 
            Em7         Cadd9 
You weren't seeing any black guys
[Strophe]
G         F#m 
  Who am I kidding? 
 F#m             Cadd9 
A girl as pure as you 
  G             F#m      Em7     Cadd9 
Would never go for a man like me 
        G       F#m    Em7     Cadd9 
Because you are what reality is made of 
G       F#m                 Em7 
Even the part that’s gritty
[Refrain]
   Cmadd9 
So why won’t you 
F6 
   Show me your tits? 
N.C. 
Consensually 
G    F#m                      Em7      Cadd9 
      (I’m a gentleman what can I say? 
G           F#m                Em7    Cadd9 
  I'm also really mentally stable)
[Strophe]
     G          F#m 
I’m gonna kill myself 
   Em7          Cadd9 
If you don’t go out with me 
 G            F#m 
I mean, it’s a stretch 
   Em7            Cadd9 
But blood is my dichotomy 
 G           F#m 
I mean, come on 
  Em7               Cadd9 
I wrote you a fucking song 
  G                       F#m               Em7        Cadd9 
I wouldn’t have done that if you weren’t an attractive womon 
G     F#m 
(Not… not that you’re just a woman to me. 
 Em7              Cadd9 
I mean I'm a really sensitive guy. 
 G            F#m                 Em7    Cadd9 
I can... I can see below the skin)
[Refrain]
  Cmadd9 
So why won’t you 
F6 
   Show me your tits?
[Outro]
G    F#m    Em7    Cadd9 
  
G    F#m    Em7    Cadd9 
 
     G            F#m    Em7    Cadd9 
This isn’t where it ends 
   G          F#m 
We all make our mistakes 
        Em7             Cadd9 
And the world will keep on turning 
       G           F#m 
But it turns a lot slower 
        Em7      Cmadd9  F6 
When you’re not around 
N.C. 
I’ll settle for a picture of your feet 
 
(One strum) 
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